ladybug - Intellectual

[Verse 1]

What the heck is a Cornell note?

Don’t put that down my throat

The carton is full of delusion, so I would not like some

Does the Congress Hospice outsource their blankets from the H&M?

Or do they travel back in time to find colonial fragments that remind them

Of churning butter all by themselves?

Rush to it, or it’s gonna die!

“Uh-oh,” says the intern

“How long until they all expire?”

Ladybugs freak me out

But they look so nice

Can I have one bite?

A human termite

Is that cannibal?

Desired regulal?

You eat the bear cracker’s legs off ‘fore you eat the noggin

The less I know the better

But I have all the answers

To the program on the telly if they add more water

That I can frolic in

So I think thick and thin

Cut a neat square out of grass and write an album in

Where’s my spoon? It’s ridiculous

How we’re expected we must

Consume all our favorite things in the shape of an oval

Do the heat lamp hot dogs taste like they came from undesirable beef?

Or did the cows that lost their lives have aspirations, hopes, and dreams

Of being references for the next best-selling children’s picture book?

“Click-clack,” says the cow as it does secretary work