[Verse]

(Microbreak)

You're tired, and you need a microbreak

Awake to the bird cry of the mind's curling beak

Caw, caw!

Do a sun salutation

Eat an ice cream sundae in serene meditation

A microbreak, an efficient and fast break

Take off your pants, enter a trance state

Take off the mask of the great cosmic masquerade

Do a dance

Eat from a snack plate

Extend your wrist, put your hands in a fist

Give it a three hundred and sixty degree twist

While you contemplate whether when you die you'll be missed

And cease to exist or find peace and bliss

Use your sixth sense to connect with the infinite

While doing six sets of index finger lifts

Embracing all beings, their causes and struggles

While gently massaging your pinky toe knuckles

Rotate your ankles in impossible angles

Turn on a lava lamp

Put on a fake nose

Dissolve all your thoughts into raw quantum wave flows

You are the sauce and all its tomatoes

It's your microbreak, just let your mind flow

Find a microscope, examine your microbes

Talk to your microbes

Give them your kindly thanks

Tell them it's fine

Tell them to take microbreaks

[Chant]

I am the alpha

I am the omega

I am the hinge that holds the store together

We are the omega

We are the alpha

We grow together like a field of alfalfa

We know what to do

Our customers need us

We follow the pre-approved service procedures

Together we roll like the wheels of a shopping cart

We are responsible

We are Omega Mart