Where are my dentures? Where are my dentures?

Where are my dentures? Where are my dentures?

Where are my dentures? I can't find my dentures

Where are my dentures? I really need my dentures

Where are my dentures? What the fuck are dentures?

Where are my dentures? I can't find my dentures

Where are my dentures? I can't find my dentures

Where are my dentures? I really need my dentures

Where are my dentures? What the fuck are dentures?

Where are my dentures? I can't find my dentures

Where are my dentures? I can't find my dentures

Where are my dentures? I really need my dentures

Where are my dentures? I can't find my dentures

Where are my dentures? I really need my dentures

Where are my dentures? What the fuck are dentures?

Where are my dentures? I can't find my dentures

Where'd I put my dentures? I can't find my dentures

I really need my dentures; what the fuck are dentures?

I can't find my dentures; where the fuck are dentures?

I can't find my dentures; I really need my dentures

I can't remember anything, I can't

Oh, when I was but a lad

I was as sharp as a tack

But now I'm old

And I can't seem to remember where I put my things

Why me?

I mean, I'm supposed to be wise

I'm old, I'm supposed to be wise

Now, what was I looking for?

Oh yeah, my bowling ball

Well, what do you know?

It's right here

Y'see, I'm not senile

I found my bowling ball

I found my bowling ball

I found my bowling ball

I found my bowling ball

I found my bowling ball

I found my bowling ball

I found my bowling ball

I found my bowling ball

I found my bowling ball

I found my bowling

I found my bowling ball

I found my bowling ball

I found my bowling ball

What the fuck's a bowling ball?

I found my bowling ball

I found my bowling ball

I found my bowling ball

I found my bowling ball

I found my bowling ball

I found my bowling ball

I found my bowling ball

I found my bowling ball

It doesn't fit in my mouth