[Chorus]

My parasite and I are blushing

In the zero interaction ramen bar

If it could make a sound

I'm sure it'd go something like this

Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

[Verse]

My lovers used to find me endearing

My lovers used to like all of my songs

Now they only find me annoying

They leave me all alone with

[Chorus]

My parasite and I are blushing

A cold one and a sentient dumpling

If it could make a sound

I'm sure it'd something like this

Ha-ha-ha, ah-ah-ha

[Outro]

Ah, fuck