Let's start this over

Oh I'm turnin' and tossin'

Grinding my teeth up

Till they're nothin' but powder

But I've heard if we snort it

Then we can regrow them

And we could start over

Teethin' and cryin', two little babies

Let's start this over

The grays are a sproutin' up

Like weeds in my garden

All the herbs have receded

Oh, but we can just turn on

Serial killers and the undead

We could restore them

To their former, darker glory

Alright!

Let's start this over

My muscles and achy joints

Atrophy nicely in a global pandemic

Oh, but we can just go out

Sit down in a nice restaurant

We'll die together from the ‘rona

And then we'll start over