[Intro: Rhys John Llewellyn & Scam Caller]

*Phone ringing*

Hello?

Hello, hello, welcome

I am your tech support scam-, I mean worker

Oh, okay—

So any viruses on your hac—, I mean, computer system?

N-No, not really

That's a lie, there's photos of children on your computer

No, no there's not

Yes there is, check again

Yo, what the fu—

Give me, I mean, send me ten-thousand dollars or I will tell the police

And I've recorded this call so that they know you put it on there

Haha, but remember now... I didn't put my caller ID, faggot!

*Phone hangs up*

Shit...

Oh fuck...