Hypocrite

By OCTOBERSFULLMOON

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Lyrics from Snippet

Part I


[Intro]

Ayo, Yamu!

Calling me a clown?

Man fuck you, you prick!


[Verse 1]

Okay, you call me a clown and a racist

But you about to get down and face it

That you suck and that you spin 'round your oasis

You can’t decide if your n-words are right

But if you wanna box me, come on I can fight

Just think this guy probably lies 'bout his height!

Your BLM movement is shite

I know you tryna be polite

But for fuck sake stop pretending that you ain't white!

Go cry, when I saw your response what a sight!

Fam your disses shouldn’t make me die (haha!)

You just learnt to not mess with the guy

I have more songs with Cody

But you still think you broski

You think that you know me

But fuck you, you just lonely

I can rap better than you

You repeated the n-word on Homie! (haha!)

You want to play like Sony

But I got your girlfriend moany

Just repeating one thing quickly

You will never fuck with Selena Gome'!

Fam most your songs are short

We can take this straight to court

But I prefer you go to morgue

You the rap version of Morgz

You the crap version of all!

You cap, not six feet tall

But damn, the big ones fall

You probably gonna call

Cody for some more

Insight you fat bore

I'm like Dark Souls with the lore! (ha!)

You watching you some porn

When my tweet got liked by GAWNE

And you still will be when I'm on tour

I'm doing this shit raw

I'm doing this hardcore

But you fapping to your daught'

Walking straight out of the door

To diss me, are you sure?

You just cannot mature

Woo!

Dab-a-dab-a-dab-a-doo!

Dab-a-dab-a-dab-a-you!

Want to fuck with me and my crew

Your music is poo

It should go in the loo

I'm a end your life with a boom

When you write you apply the lube

Explains why it’s so soft

And why you think kids are cute

You awoke me from my tomb

But bitch you are not Croft!

Take out your tounge, no reply on mute!

You think you big, can’t get the loot

Only way you'll get a chick is getting wings at hoot

Stop pretending you can shoot

All you can do is play the flute

Noisy, out of nowhere came out of your mum’s cat with toot!

You sipping on your juice

Whilst your dick is hanging loose

If you want I can tie the noose!


[Skit]

Hi, I am Yamu and I like to make fun of little kids. My life is sad and I sit down all day on my TV watching Family Guy and jerking off. My wife and friends all think I'm a chump and a fat neek, but I don't listen to them. There's this one little shit bag called RJ who is a racist little prick! I fucking hate him! I like to twist his words to make me look like a hero! ’Cause like- I am, I am, I know, I know. Yes! Give me all your support! Hahaha!

Part II


[Chorus]

Man's a hypocrite (hypocrite, hypocrite, hypocrite)

Dissing me even though I couldn't give a shit (give a shit, give a shit, give a shit)

He called me racist so I'm on a hissy fit (hissy fit, hissy fit, hissy fit)

So I'm pretending to be on my busy shit (busy shit, busy shit, busy shit)

I think all of my music is pretty lit (pretty lit, pretty lit, pretty lit)

I'm calling him racist even though he likes Shizzy Six (Shizzy Six, Shizzy Six, Shizzy Six)

Man's a hypocrite (hypocrite, hypocrite, hypocrite)

Dissing me even though I couldn't give a shit (give a shit, give a shit, give a shit)

He called me racist so I'm on a hissy fit (hissy fit, hissy fit, hissy fit)

So I'm pretending to be on my busy shit (busy shit, busy shit, busy shit)

I think all of my music is pretty lit (pretty lit, pretty lit, pretty lit)

I'm calling him racist even though he likes Shizzy Six (Shizzy Six, Shizzy Six, Shizzy Six)


[Verse 2]

I can't ignore the fact, a fag

Is tryna come at me with double macs

But little does he know I got the bubble rap

Man's making fun of mumble rap (in 2020!)

Take a fucking tumble twat

Man's working at McDonalds everyday

So he can earn every pay

And pretend he's gay

So he can get his way

You're horrendous, ay

Me and Owen just made up

Now you wanna come at me?

Fam don't go thinking you can pull the gun on me

Brighten up your day like Sunny D

Every song is fucking cheese


[Chorus]

Man's a hypocrite (hypocrite, hypocrite, hypocrite)

Dissing me even though I couldn't give a shit (give a shit, give a shit, give a shit)

He called me racist so I'm on a hissy fit (hissy fit, hissy fit, hissy fit)

So I'm pretending to be on my busy shit (busy shit, busy shit, busy shit)

I think all of my music is pretty lit (pretty lit, pretty lit, pretty lit)

I'm calling him racist even though he likes Shizzy Six (Shizzy Six, Shizzy Six, Shizzy Six)

Man's a hypocrite (hypocrite, hypocrite, hypocrite)

Dissing me even though I couldn't give a shit (give a shit, give a shit, give a shit)

He called me racist so I'm on a hissy fit (hissy fit, hissy fit, hissy fit)

So I'm pretending to be on my busy shit (busy shit, busy shit, busy shit)

I think all of my music is pretty lit (pretty lit, pretty lit, pretty lit)

I'm calling him racist even though he likes Shizzy Six (Shizzy Six, Shizzy Six, Shizzy Six)


[Verse 3]

Traitor to your king, what's your thing?

You never had the chance to put your dick in a dark ring

Damn, I get sick looking at you

Calling me racist, you should think about the fact-

That you said the fucking n-word!

Dollars for your last bitch, hollah, I'm a savage

All your music average, I'll hit up your girl even though she ain't a bad bitch

I've had this, madness, stocked right up inside me ever since you ever since you made that Savage

Remix, you never ever seen this

Put an arrow in your eyes like Athena

It's sad to see a grown man targeting a young kid

But lemme guess it's prolly 'cause you're drunk? Bitch

You can't make that crunk shit, you look like a dumb shit

Now you coming at me like you got erectile dysfunction

I could knock your fucking lights out and change your fucking functions!

Okay, I admit it, I am the one who did it

I commented on your post so now I'm getting fucking littered

But now you took this too far, but I'm still getting litted (ay!)

You got the oilies, fam you shitted

When you teaching your cousin how to rap

And he ends up doing better than your crap

You know that you failed and that you can't be a dad!

Fam why the fuck you mad?

Is it because you ashamed to show me to the lads?

'Cause they'll think I'm better than your stupid fucking raps?

Man, I've had enough of your shit, all you rap about is cap

So now I think I should hide your corpse under the mat!


[Chorus]

Man's a hypocrite

Dissing me even though I couldn't give a shit

He called me racist so I'm on a hissy fit

So I'm pretending to be on my busy shit

I think all of my music is pretty lit

I'm calling him racist even though he likes Shizzy Six