[Intro]

Fuck yeah

It’s time

To take a shit on the company’s dime

I don’t even have to shit sometimes

I'm just hanging dong as the time flies by

[Chorus]

Getting paid to shit

Getting paid to wipe

The best 45 minutes of my fuckin’ life

Getting paid to shit

Getting paid to wipe

The best 45 minutes of my fuckin’ life

[Verse]

I knew my boss would spy on me

So I pissed on the floor to make it slippery

He tried to run really fast into the stall

But he slipped on my piss and smashed his balls

I said “Holy shit, he might be dead”

As I walked over his body with my wiener and balls all hanging out

He screamed “You’re fucking toast!”

I called the police and told them that my boss was trying to install a glory hole

While I was trying to take a dump

So I pissed on him in self defense

And my boss got arrested

Cool!

[Chorus]

Getting paid to shit

Getting paid to wipe

The best 45 minutes of my fuckin’ life

Getting paid to shit

Getting paid to wipe

The best 45 minutes of my fuckin’ life

[Musical Interlude]

[Pre-Bridge]

Fuck yeah

It’s time

To take a shit on the company’s dime

I don’t even have to shit sometimes

I'm just hanging dong as the time flies by, hey hey!

[Bridge]

It’s time to take a shit on the company’s dime

I don’t even have to shit sometimes

I'm just hanging dong

As the time flies by

[Outro]

Getting paid to shit

Getting paid to wipe

The best 45 minutes of my fuckin’ life

Getting paid to shit

Getting paid to wipe

The best 45 minutes of my fuckin’ life

Paid

To shit!

And as the time flies by!

Getting paid to shit

Getting paid to wipe

The best 45 minutes of my fuckin’ life

Cool!