Got Some Teeth

By Obie Trice

On The Bar Is Open

Released on August 12, 2003

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[Intro]

Woo!

Damn

There's a lot of bitches up in here tonight boy

I'm about to get drunk

Let's hold down

Where the bar at?


[Verse 1]

Okay, okie dokey Obie's here

No more Focus Hobo's got a career

And I like your brassiere and there's a party in here

And I'm ready to talk naughty in Veronica's ear

She erotic and it's hot, saw Heineken beer

Put it to the side and invite her to "Cheers"

Pull up a chair, nigga swear no drama

Prepare for a player who's working with a monster

I ain't got time to waste, let's vacate the place

Shut blinds and drapes, grind to your face in a grimy state

Concentrate, you will find that your bound to get

But we found what's fate

We can watch two incredible mates masturbate

Why settle and wait

Let's escalate to the nearest Super 8

And see your rear is on the mirrors and they smearin' booty cheeks

C'mon


[Chorus]

And this is my favorite song

Now sing along when the DJ throws it on

And if I leave here tonight and I fall asleep

And wake up, hopefully she got some teeth

And this is my favorite song

Now sing along when the DJ throws it on

And if I leave here tonight and I fall asleep

And wake up, hopefully she got some teeth


[Verse 2]

Okay holy moly derriere

Look around the club, booty everywhere

She caught me starin'

And my homies darin' me to approach Karen

She's model material, but she got a venereal

Tons of baby fathers', baby bottles and cereal

She holla cause I got a lot of dinerio

The DJ's playin Obie song on the stereo

And she's impaired and she wants to be headin' home

With the real thing, not the dildo clone

And I know I don't wanna be headin home

With some double Ds full of silicon

Ten hoodrat chicks surround me outside

Found me outside, clown me outside

'Til I pop the trunk and they found me outside

Bussin' at the bitches screamin', "Off to they rides!"


[Chorus]

And this is my favorite song

Now sing along when the DJ throws it on

And if I leave here tonight and I fall asleep

And wake up, hopefully she got some teeth (uh huhh)

And this is my favorite song

Now sing along when the DJ throws it on

And if I leave here tonight and I fall asleep

And wake up, hopefully she got some teeth


[Verse 3]

Okay rolie polies everywhere

Gotta find a slim chick's atmosphere

Obesity's glarin' and she got me fearin'

She's gonna come over here and try to eat me literally, like a box of Cheerios

Cherry cupcakes and chocolate Tootsie rolls

I'm outta order cause I gotta big girl disorder

So better cover up that blubber or I'll split

(*feet running away noise*)

And I ain't got time to play

Let's investigate another place today

Ladies less in weight and the dress they shape

Dresses pettite, no window drapes


[Bridge]

Word to mother, they god damn Okra and beans

Got ya Oprah in jeans

Seems to me a little lean cuisine

Wouldn't hurt much, hot don't touch


[Chorus]

And this is my favorite song

Now sing along when the DJ throws it on

And if I leave here tonight and I fall asleep

And wake up, hopefully she got some teeth

And this is my favorite song

Now sing along when the DJ throws it on

And if I leave here tonight and I fall asleep

And wake up, hopefully she got some teeth


[Outro]

Haha, haha, ha

You gotta have teeth baby

It just wouldn't look right

Look, me big lips

You no teeth, it wouldn't work

You know what I'm sayin'

Haha ha, yeah

I'm feelin' good

Shady Records man

Obie Trice

C'mon