[Eminem (as Funkmaster Flex)]

Ayo, wassup, yall?

Funkmaster Flex here

MTV News doin' it big, dawg

Pitbull style, nah mean?

You know how we get down

22 million inch rims

Y'all ain't sittin' on DUBs, you sittin' on hubs, nah mean?

Now, there's a lot of talk in the streets right now about this cat named Obie Trice

So we decided to ask some of the other big dawg pitbull chihuahua doberman pinscher big dawg cat dawgs in the game

How they felt about my mans

[Eminem (as Busta Rhymes)]

Yo, this Busta Bus

Yo, Du- Duke is crazy, son

Du- Duke, he wilin'

He's cra- crazy nice, Du- Duke is crazy nice, son

That's all I gots to say, man

That's all I gots to say

[Eminem (as Snoop Dogg)]

Yo, this ya big homie Snoop D-O-double Gizzle

O-Trizzle off the hizzle

Fo'shizzle, ya lil' bizzle

[Eminem (as Dr. Dre)]

Yo, wassup? It's Dr. Dre

Hell yeah I'm feelin' Obie

His shit sound dead right

[Eminem (as 50 Cent)]

Ayo, wassup? It's the kid 50 Cent, nah mean?

Obie Trice, Shady Records, we boutta put it down, ya heard me?

We on fire right now

Hahahaha

[Eminem (as Jay-Z)]

Ayo, it's ya boy Young Hov

Obie Trice, uh

Holla at ya boy

[Eminem (as Canibus)]

Yo, this is Canibus, the rhyme analyst

I ain't feelin' Obie Trice, I hope he gets covered and smothered in tarantulas

Before metaphors were reservoir dogs

Before Christ was hung on the cross

Before in y-

*gunshots*

[Eminem]

Fuck outta here