[Eminem]

(can opening)

(burp)

He hey

How's everybody doin' tonight?

(crickets chirping)

Good good good, uhhh

Welcome to the uhhh Obie Trice nightclub uhhh

Get off the stage!

Tonight we have a very special guest on his way uhhh

None other than uhhh Obie Trice himself

You suck!

Uhhh, still waitin' on him uhm

Uhhh, he should be here any minute so uhhh

Why don't we get into a couple little songs on the uhhh

Karaoke machine here and uhhh

No!

We'll get it goin' into the guitar, what do you say?

Fuck you!

I got this little number that I'd like to sing for ya

It goes a little somethin' like this:

Here we go

My name is Obie, it's Obie

My name is Obie, Obie Trice

My name is Obie, we're waitin' on Obie

Waitin' on Obie, yo he's nice

You see him in the streets

You see him on TV

His name is Obie Tri--

([?])

UGH!

The fuck is Obie?