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I'm beginning to feel like a warlock (warlock)

Unafraid of these whelp cause I got more dots (more dots)

Alliance wanna war then I'll give 'em more rot (more rot)

Than Sylvanas got up in her azure crotch

[Verse 1]

But if I'm being honest Sylvanas is dead

I'd still hit that, man I'd crit that

Not a little afraid to admit that

I'd still split that like a Kit Kat

Forsaken but I'm still up on it

Gonna give unliving lady ghoul Sylvanas

A rise she hasn't felt since Quel'danas

Don't need an MC cause shes on this

Come again like the first time that she passed

So I guess that you can call me Arthas

This bigoty bigoty biggie BE

You don't really wanna be up in a B G with this lock on a Dreadsteed

Bringing heat to the legion screaming "nerf me" like a BE Demonology McCree see?

At the exact same time battling these demons from the legion

Guarantees that I'm laughin at pallies being down on their Ally knees

Pretty please while I'm passin agonies to these plebs

Didn't realize I was needed but they pleaded for my locks help When legion attacked

How could I not go? When I get throw UA's that grow fat when they stack

Now that we're back from another time period man that WoD was bad

It's actually exactly as wack

As the fat Pandaren expansion pack a setback because

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I'm beginning to feel like a warlock (warlock)

Unafraid of these whelps cause I got more dots (more dots)

Don't need no arms warrior because dark pact rocks (pact rocks)

I dwarf all competition so call me Blackrock (Blackrock)

Thats kinda funny see at least if you ask me cause B R D was the Dwarves spot

[Verse 2]

And you'd think by the fervor

From these nerds and their legacy servers

That I'm gonna wanna beg to preserve her?

Sounds about as fun as taking one in the ass from a perverted Murmur uuh

MC is the raid that you're choosing that's amusing now you Gotta get ya motherfuckin raid attuned!

And you wonder why the groups gonna lose it?

Me? Rag Nag Roasted like hot damn

Plot flopped Illidan got brought in

Lich King dethroned I fought him

Now in Legion thank God you got Nyhm

Conspired enough to one day appear get gear and be on a mission to

Beat Varian to submission and turn motherfuckin' Stormwind in

To ball of flames

Even though I walk through the streets and draw all the Draenai dames

Only Ally dame I'm even interested in is Jaina Proudmore chained on the tracks of a train

And they say that I'm insane

But a lock gotta rock them flames

And summon demons tell me why in the fuck are you screamin?

It's my succubus, friend

Don't hate because you play around with a couple dumb Pokemen

You witnessing her ass and curves and she got the hearts Gathering your hers to command

Oh yeah! bubbles gay that's all I say paladin

Immunities up, layin on hands and now im beginnin again everyday paladin

Hey! Paladin? why you play paladin?

I'll kill you again life drain paladin!

Gotta dot for everything you have never gonna stick around I Fear so run away paladin

Basically man we're never gonna be capable of keepin peace in The same place paladin

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I'm beginning to feel like a warlock (warlock)

Unafraid of these whelps cause I got more dots (more dots)

Twisting lyrics like nether, call me fell bard (fell bard)

Making ladies green with envy cause they fel hard

Knell before warchief Nyhm no guardians like Khadgar

[Verse 3]

Girl you be lore and I'll be Nobbel

Know that I'm gonna know ya

Despite how convoluted even when Metzen makes you stupid

We'll find someplace secluded

'fore you lose your head and I might just wake the dead, a Valkyr cupid

But your body gettin looted!

Cause I'm back like Dalaran

Howl of terror I'm hollerin so join the demon hunter spree

I'll be the demon caller man

It's me

Not M A G E

If you could be so O P Cocky lock B E in a D H spree

I might've been gone for a while but I was born in BC If the Legions coming back well not without me!

I Spent enough time

Sipping morning glory dew and junglevine wine

Didn't hit up Draenor with McFly wouldn't Mist pandas if the Sha'ts mine

Now demons all thinkin I won't return the punchline

I know there was a time where once I

Might've givin it all up but now I'm back steady holding up the front line

With these grunts, I'm gonna design Legions decline

Return Illidan to his confines give it up Maiev this ones mine

You had your chance that one time laid him on back on the top of BT

And we tried to say it's past time that we end his plot line

Punt the skull off the side give this emo elf a razor, Linkin Park, Save us all time

See if he gets away from us now aughta kill em but I'm sure He'll end up allied

Returned after a little absence confused by the factions learn that half my Horde

Turned traitor for Alliance and I don't know what went down back in Warlords

But I dont want em back cause I dont take captives

You like turning? ain't no returning!

And we just brought another Gul'Dan to the mainland as Archimond's main man

Cause we can't seem to keep bad guys dead

With magic and couple a gadgets we can rip the fabric of time And space nad face them again

Anythings better than 24/7 missions in a motherfuckin garrison

So Blizzard went straight into the expansion after a year delay

"Hey, fans? Now we got you"

Now I'm back faster than aspect of the cheetah speed

I slamma a lot a shamans on a

Loser pally noob whose choosin

To betray their hordies

For the racials of a stupid human

Innervated now I'm made of

Mana so that anything I'm

Casting isn't costing me a bit

Because I do a druid

Never sated, every time I

Immolate a gnome I gotta

Go and soak it in an elekk

Stew and leave it marinating

Always waiting for the day

Alliance gets eradicated

Till that day my soul is staying

Stoned so I'm regenerating

Cause the players know that I can stimulate 'em

I make all the raiders lose it

You make sure your raids are losers

Just go ask Hellscream oops wait we can't he got rebellious noe the dudes RIP

Is that Gorehowl he dropped? cause I know my class can really use it

Artifact weapons rock! but now there more than one? It's so Confusing

Gotta have all three artifacts! I don't know which one to choose

Color schemes and relics to infuse

Now I'm speccin into one of these weapons wrecking noobs

One second I saw Armageddon on two more dudes

How legendary is it if you got one too

Would've lampooned the lore issue but Uthalesh just looks so Fuckin cool!

Mog failing, raid bailing but look how my Blood Elf's prevailing

Nothing like Budd, but still sailing

May bully a Nelf and a Draenai too

Cause my flag don't fly blue

And I'm ahead of you online I'm a legen in my ming cause I

Never head outside, fuck that

I'm pasty white but my corruption spreads when I seed in the Elites dumping energies of the fel

Still succubus flaunting

But in my head whispering demons are taunting and wanting Nothing but release and

Here's what I find haunting

They're asking me to subjugate the other of my race

And eliminate the stalemate if the invasion they planned

Then they'll spare me from decimation and be sympathetic to My assimilation and reward my cooperation

But fuck it

Life's handing me demons, why not enslave them?

And if I can't make em my minions then why would I not shard Their souls and just take them?

Thank you for the donation!

And there ain't no debate if you think I need to Qiraji to

Practice my love craft

And smack Cth'un

And put an end to his race and become an Old God, Be a God?

Think not, why be a God

I'm already a Lock

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