[Intro]

Yeah

Uh-huh

Looks like a new patch

What's that?

Your class is broken

Haha

Well, I've got one for you

Pay attention

[Verse 1]

Seems every patch from Blizzard that scratches your rogue or wizard

Lose a couple of percents and you never know what to do

Your trade rants are annoying so everyone just ignores 'em

Then you head out to the forums and start yellin' for a blue

Because your digi-phallus was shrunk in the name of balance

You just have to spread your malice even though you know it's true

So go and work your mining act like a bitch and keep whining

Now that you ain't OP it seems your winning streak is through

Far as I can recall you laughed and just said try get off

When my class was getting nerfed but now the bat has come for you

It seems your strategy of just mashin' on all the keys

Doesn't work anymore, now I'm laughing every time you lose

Why not just blame your game though like you did with your Nintendo

Claiming your controller broke so your ego won't get a bruise

'Cause man it's just your time you were just next one in line

But don't worry, every patch, another class just has to get screwed

[Pre-Chorus]

Now every time you're findin' yourself feared, stunlocked or blinded

Or face a bubbled up pally and hate their immunity

Despite how much you're trolling at all these no-skilled facerolling playas

Maybe you should STFU and then L2P

[Chorus]

('Cause they nerfed you, your shitty class needs a blue)

'Cause everyone on earth hides when blizzard goes-a nerfin'

When they leave your toon a-worthless someone gotta find a blue

('Cause they nerfed you, you got knocked down a peg or two)

'Cause everyone on earth hides when blizzard goes-a nerfin'

But I think it's about time you got knocked down a peg or two

[Verse 2]

Then, you start to favor the games newest monthly flavor

Just like all your class's players and decide to start a-new

You level for a while, the new toon is versatile

But meanwhile, B-Blizzard smiles and a new patch is pursued

Should-a seen it comin', but you were just havin' fun and

Ru-ru-running through every dungeon you got invited to

But then in just a few days, we get a new content Tuesday

And your toon is overhauled 'cause the balance is overdue

Might as well delete it, your new toon just can't compete

And as the cycle is repeated, a new flavor is debuted

The forums once again are all a flamin', heads-a spinnin' from these wars

But Blizzards grinning, "Thanks for playing, drive on through"

So Hunters keep on hunting and Rogues, you just keep on stunnin'

Shamans still ain't all that fun but you keep shaman-in-ing too

When your class gets upgrading, you're no longer picked for raiding

Please shut up with your nerd raging and just quietly QQ

[Pre-Chorus]

Now every time you find yourself feared, stunlocked or blinded

Or face a bubbled up pally and hate their immunity

Despite how much you're trolling at all these no-skilled facerolling playas

Maybe you should STFU and then L2P

[Chorus]

('Cause they nerfed you, your shitty class needs a blue)

'Cause everyone on earth hides when blizzard goes-a nerfin'

When they leave your toon a-worthless someone gotta find a blue

('Cause they nerfed you, you got knocked down a peg or two)

'Cause everyone on earth hides when blizzard goes-a nerfin'

But I think it's about time you got knocked down a peg or two