I know why you're grouping with me

I bet you wanna get some water outta me

Do I look like a vending machine?

No I'm a fireballing M.A.G.E

I don't know why you're rolling a priest

Shadow damage can't manage to top me

I'm like a ninja with invisibility

And then I'll T-E-L-E-P-O-R-T

As soon as I join the group they start begging for water

Could of dropped a few gold and just gone out and bought it

But now they got a mage so you know that nobody brought it

It's a good thing I got two full bag spaces allotted

Because I'm cooking up more biscuits then a Buskins yo

Just so our tank can get a couple more cinnamon rolls

Arcane intellect for everyone so they should know

But now I'm outta mana and they're already ready to go

They like my sheep, They like my water

And my conjured bread

And now my pants are rocking out some kind of mystic thread

Frost nova your ass and pyroblast until you end up dead

So when you lose all of your duels

Go QQ in your baby bed

Epic robes I roll on those and rock the DPS

As far as CC goes my crowd controls are all the best

Class choices should be simple, can't you see?

You rolling with me you better roll an M.A.G.E

When were heading down to Gruul's you know that I'm the man

Heal me please cause I'm MT tanking Krosh Firehand

Spellsteal the shield every time like it was planned

No one else can withstand his brand of pain

Don't you understand?

"Give them elemental pets and now they're overpowered"

Shut up Shammy, overpowered, You'd know all about it

Every time I cast a spell at you your totems ground it

They get in my way when I run flags I blink around em

The entire set of Spellfire oh yea I bought it

Cold snap and ice block, yea you know I got it

Every noob Alli I see is gonna get one shotted

If you don't know to to spec you should just go Thottbot it

I love my teleport but I think that I've had enough

"I'm in Undercity will you port me up to Thunderbluff?"

Class choices should be simple, can't you see?

You rollin with me you better roll an M.A.G.E

I dont know why youre rolling a priest

Shadow damage can't manage to top me

I'm like a ninja with invisibility

And then I'll T-E-L-E-P-O-R-T

I know why your grouping with me

I bet you wanna get some water outta me

Do I look like a vending machine?

No I'm a fire balling M.A.G.E

In Hollywood they say there's no business like show business

Cept for the Mage's guild

We say there's no business like H2O business

Know what i'm talking about dog? Yeah