Just a bald motherfucker, it don’t matter where I’m from

Overemphasis on origin, I could be wrong

Glasses and a plain t-shirt, is that enough?

For you to believe I’m up to snuff, rough and tough?

I’m only doing this shit because I’m fuckin’ bored

From the 9 to 5, sleep, eat and praise the lord

Truth is I don’t care if you swallow guys

But it still don’t turn me on after multiple tries...lies

I’m just kiddin’

I like the girls curls, nah fuck it, call em women

The same ones that account for my daily sinnin

Not premarital sex cuz I’m only masterbatin’

I’m waitin’

For us to start datin’

Cuz that’s gotta happen before we start matin’

A one night stand sounds kind of amazin’

But I’d rather touch the bases before I‘m home platin’

Translation

I’m a serial monogamist

Tony the Tiger, sexual partners, it’s a short list

Like Drew Barrymore in Never Been Kissed

I don’t have a lot of sex, do you get the gist?