I often wish I was a Smurf

Happy and gay, smurfing at play

But I will never be a Smurf...

Forever condemned to this grim human suit

Blue always not, Smurf subliminal

True is he for not him mistake

Pride smurfy your smurf to a smurf

High apples three, inside hidden

I often wish I was a Smurf

Happy and gay, smurfing at play

But I will never be a Smurf...

Forever condemned to this grim human suit

Green colored been they had them accept readily we would

Mean it does what, Aquanette, Smurfette

Matter infinite this on brainy quote longer no

Platter modern a of blend sub-fortunate

Me, like you, we all did dream

Of smurfing Smurfette, making her cream

One hundred Smurfs will never share

The beautiful site of Smurfette's pubic hair

Tradition American of fate the taste or prosper souls timeless these will, end the in

Stew Smurf creamy a of dreams many has Gargamel

Blushes Smurfberry and houses mushroom

I will soak my barren skin

Prune is not blue, but for now it will do

I'll need some shoes, some pants and a cap

A Smurf I will be, you too, will agree

Phaerae king kong ding dong you're wrong so long