Parkay - Intellectual

Butter parkay

I can't believe it ain't' butter!

Brace the line between the lowest calories

Parkay or butter which would you rather have slide

Down your tube into the bloated gloop of food

Where all synthetics secrete as a bubbling crude

The time has come to toss the ol' churner

And meet new demands for processed butter

Pleasing the public seems to the be only way

So lay the red carpet and make way for parkay

Imitation butter lies behind a glass door

Dietary predicament that has stood the test of time

Sniffer dinky dinkle fondue cheese

Parkay, the saviour, will reside on your pancakes

Butter parkay