I was riding on the bus just north of Petaluma

When a women sat next to me

Her smelly body odor was enough to make me throw her out the window onto the street

Her wretched armpit hair was in my face

She shit her pants, potato chips in her teeth

Molly ringworm

Crawling up your ass

Molly ringworm

Molly ringworm

The stench of decomposition

Molly ringworm

A constant flow of flatulent air was streaming from her behind

She was chewing gum from the bottom of the seat when would this torture cease?

So i stood right up and asked very nicely

If she could stop farting and control her anal gasses

But i guess she couldn't understand these sacred words of English

'Cause the farts they kept a comin', pooping out her smelly anus

I puked in my lap, as she started to crap

Forever victim to her stench

Molly ringworm

Crawling up your ass

Molly ringworm

Molly ringworm

The stench of decomposition

Molly ringworm

Molly ringworm, I love you, Molly

Molly ringworm, I love you, Molly

Molly ringworm, I love you, Molly

Molly ringworm, I love you, Molly

Molly ringworm, I love you, Molly

Molly ringworm, I love you, Molly

Molly ringworm, I love you, Molly

Molly ringworm, I love you

There was a little brown stain on the seat of her pants

When she finally walked off the bus

The urine in her panties had somehow drove me batty

As did the zits on her arms spewing pus

Oist-nasal drip, perpetual grip

Forever victim to her stench

Molly ringworm

Crawling up your ass

Molly ringworm

Molly ringworm

The stench of decomposition

Molly ringworm