Roly-Poly dwarves

Rolling all around, knocking over pins, it's a New York sin

Roly-poly dwarves

Jobless by the hordes

Little people longing to be thrown, unemployed, somewhat annoyed

Sorry little dwarves

Steroid pumping men

Throw him as far as you can

Soaring through the air

No other sport compares

Suspended by a hook

Awaiting to be flung, mighty warrior throws them one by one

Grubby hobbit bum

Surely a sight to behold, they look quite bold

Sorry little dwarves

Balded bearded athlete

Stubby fingers, shrunken feat

This sport would not be known

If they were fully grown

Infamous New York game

A midget put to shame

Dr. Ruth agrees, "This sport should not be ceased"

Toss a little man

Rebounding on the floor like a loony-goony bird you can't ignore

Roly-poly can-can

Enjoy it while you can

This midget sport will not expand, now it's permanently banned

Sorry, little dwarves

The future it looks grim

Dwarf tossing Tiny Tim

Illegal in fifty states

Unfortunate midget straits