I'm now a master

My name's on a plaque now, huge success

It's hard to go through all the stuff that's happened

Through evolution

Fighting with power through the land

Even saved the planet from destruction and death

I have been through mountains in the snow and the rain

I have faced pure evil and have conquered much pain

And I've fought with dignity as the whole world challenged me

And my Pokémon are still alive

I started with Squirtle

He's why I've gotten here right now

No gym leaders ever could defeat me

I conquered Team Rocket

Saved us from their shenanigans

With my team of supernatural monsters of power

I start hearing voices saying it's just a game

And though I am Ash they always say the wrong name

I've been all around the world and a gym leader's my girl

And my Pokémon are still alive

I've caught every species

I've caught every legendary beast

Maybe someday you can be like me too

But now you should thank me

I am the reason there's world peace

I will go to school and all the kids will bow down to me

I'm a Pokémon master and I've even got Mew

And I'm better than everyone, especially you

Tell me if you disagree I ask you to challenge me

And my Pokémon will be alive

And yes believe me they will be alive

I'm in a battle and they're still alive

I've got a Zapdos and he's still alive

And while I'm owning you they'll be alive

And when your Pokémon's dead, mine's alive

Still alive, still alive