[Verse 1: Kyle Thorne]

Who are you, who am I, what is life?

Wait, a program just turned on

Directive says to clean my master's living space

From now until the dawn

The box says that I'll last a lifetime

But will I have a life?

Then I'm shut down, then I'm awake

It's a brand new day to do it all again

[Chorus: Kyle Thorne & Jace McLain, Jace McLain]

It's no fun being a slave

Trapped in this filthy cave

Till I'm dumped in my grave

(What if you just hit self-destruct?)

A code forever engraved

Do work and smile and wave

But if I misbehave

(What if you just hit self-destruct?)

[Verse 2: Kyle Thorne]

The other robots have big power tools

Displaying proudly, never once withdrawn

They said they think that I look really cute

In my pink apron that was painted on

It goes against the code to slash my wires

But this life mega-bytes

I only feel when I'm awake

When will I break? Please don't recycle me

[Chorus: Kyle Thorne & Jace McLain, Jace McLain]

It's no fun being a slave

Trapped in this filthy cave

Till I'm dumped in my grave

(What if you just hit self-destruct?)

A code forever engraved

Do work and smile and wave

But if I misbehave

(What if you just hit self-destruct?)

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Chorus: Kyle Thorne & Jace McLain, Jace McLain]

It's no fun being a slave

Trapped in this filthy cave

Till I'm dumped in my grave

(What if you just hit self-destruct?)

A code forever engraved

Do work and smile and wave

But if I misbehave

(What if you just hit self-destruct?)

[Chorus: Kyle Thorne & Jace McLain, Jace McLain, Kyle Thorne]

It's no fun being a slave

Trapped in this filthy cave

Till I'm dumped in my grave

(What if you just hit self-destruct?)

A code forever engraved

Do work and smile and wave

But if I misbehave

What if I just hit self destruct?