[Verse 1: Kyle Thorne]

No love will come when you look like a warthog

And nobody wants to see a talking whale

Reflections scowl back in disapproval

This broken door could lead to your holy grail

[Chorus: Kyle Thorne]

This microwave can bring out new mutations

Transform and morph into a new you

So if you're brave, come feel the radiation

And fold your genes into a new you

[Bridge: Kyle Thorne, Kyle Thorne & Jace McLain]

Your head and your heart's protruding from itself

Your spleen and your spine's imploding on itself

Your brain and your eye's obscuring your old self

And not to mention glowing wings and lasers flying out your head

They might be superpowered side effects

Or you could drop dead

[Verse 2: Kyle Thorne, Jace McLain]

No love will come when you look like a warthog

(They'll never see beyond the piggy face and snout)

And nobody wants to see a talking whale

(And so you wail just like a whale, just like a whale, just like a...)

Reflections scowl back in disapproval

(Deoxyribonucleic acid, blame it)

This broken door could lead to your holy fail

(You know you wanna, know you wanna, know you wanna...)

[Chorus: Kyle Thorne]

This microwave can bring out new mutations

Transform and morph into a new you

So if you're brave come feel the radiation

And fold your genes into a new you

[Chorus: Kyle Thorne, Jace McLain & Austin Aeschliman]

This microwave can bring out new mutations

Transform and morph into a new you

So if you're brave come feel warped vibrations

And fold your genes into a new you