[Verse 1: Jace McLain]

It's been three weeks since he last showed

And, yes, he showed just like I knew he would

Preys by my house and then jumps the fence

And then presents me with some old baked goods

[Hook: Kyle Thorne]

These eggs be green but taste the same

Don't mind your spleen and taste the fame

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2: Jace McLain]

The house is dark, but I hear a voice

I've got no choice but try to run away

The light comes on and I see his hat

He wields a spatula and green duct tape

[Bridge: Kyle Thorne]

Don't try escaping from your seat

You're weak and need to eat

I'll try to untie you

Once your meal's complete

Don't try escaping from your seat

I need your meal critique

Refer this great service

You can't beat this meat

[Verse 3/Outro: Jace McLain]

I woke up later and he was gone

And I was on my bed, he called it quits

No evidence, it makes no sense

No fingerprints, damn those oven mitts

Now I'm setting out to make things right

There'll be a fight the likes he's never had

My life can't end before this story concludes

But hey the food was really not that bad