The birthrate is growing each and every day

And people don’t die anymore cause they

Take care of themselves and eat vitamins

But it won’t be long before our species ends!

Population, population

We are 6 billion and counting

The human race is getting larger

But our planet’s not growing

People aren’t dying the way they used to

Diseases are gone and now we’ve got health food

We’ve got antibiotics and people quit smoking

And so everyone’s happy cause nobody’s croaking!

Population, population

We are 6 billion and counting

The human race is getting larger

But our planet’s not growing

People are living for a century

But babies are born, every second there’s fifty

Chicken pox used to be extremely fatal

But now you’re just fine if you take a few pills!

Population, population

We are 6 billion and counting

The human race is getting larger

But our planet’s not growing

Eventually we’ll die out from inflammation

We’ll all be wiped out, so our planet’s a wasteland

But it’ll take a few years, so you all can just chill

But if that doesn’t kill us, global warming will!

Population, population

We are 6 billion and counting

The human race is getting larger

But our planet’s not growing

Our planet’s not growing

Our planet’s not growing