[Verse 1]

Don't panic, my mechanic's gonna get in his pantsuit

You're stuck in Pansylvania, might as well get my pan flute

So grab the pans of pancakes, it's a dinner show for all

And open up Pandora's box and get into the hall

[Chorus]

Cause I'm a pansexual pantheist

And I'm not pandering, I just can't help that I was born the best

So if you wanna see me in a panoramic view

Then pantomime you're part of me when I'm a part of you

[Verse 2]

The panthers and the pangolins will dance the night away

So join and shake your pancreas, soon you'll be feeling gay

My pantaloons will keep it classy whilst upon the floor

My pantyhose will keep you panting "give me more more more!"

[Chorus]

Cause I'm a pansexual pantheist

And I'm not pandering, I just can't help that I was born the best

So if you wanna see me in a panoramic view

Then pantomime you're part of me when I'm a part of you

[Verse 3]

A panda never gets it on but I'll get on the swing

We are pan-dimensional, we're one with everything

You know I'll get you fixed up once my panel's gone to plan

But danger lurks about so stick around and don't get panned

[Chorus]

Cause I'm a pansexual pantheist

And I'm not pandering, I just can't help that I was born the best

So if you wanna see me in a panoramic view

Then pantomime you're part of me when I'm a part of you

I'm just a pansexual pantheist

And I'm not pandering, I just can't help that I was born the best

So if you wanna see me in a panoramic view

Then pantomime you're part of me when I'm a part of you