[Verse 1]

Well, I program advanced BASIC

All alone while in a crowd

Suddenly, a popup says to click

The start tab to shut down

The calculated error showed up

And I was clearly confused

It seemed to be the perfect mess-up

After all, it’s newly used

[Verse 2]

We went to nowhere but a restaurant

And the food was awfully good

Our family was alone together

Doing our modern tradition

I ordered some jumbo shrimp

The others had some hot chili

Then we left and calculated

The exact estimate of money

[Outro]

Dark day, dry ice

Fail safe, firm pillow

Fried roast, free rent

Half full, half true

Ill health, kosher ham

Lame skills, lady's man

One choice, single copy

Slow speed, true story

Freezer burn, good grief

Guest host, brief speech

Quiet yell, rap artist

Recreate, cheese steak

Numb feeling, outer core

Doing nothing, just war

Virtual reality, dead livestock

Microsoft works, soft rock