[Chorus]

Got no creativity, no creativity

We don't know anymore than just three notes

Got no creativity, no creativity

If you thought that we did, the answer's nope

Got no creativity, no creativity

We just can't seem to think cause we're on dope

[Verse 1]

This song has like three words in it 'cause I'm illiterate

But make a billion dollars in this band

And so I'll just repeat this line and then I'll make it rhyme

Our fans have really sort attention spans

We could have wrote a different part, but let's not think too hard

We gotta put this riff into its place

And even though we're middle aged, I still dress punk on stage

The makeup helps to hide my ugly face

[Chorus]

Add some backing vocals here to make it sound bigger

And also this guitar riff is a loop

We wrote this song out of thin air, but we don't even care

We're only in this for the chicks and booze

[Bridge]

Now we'll just invert the chords

It keeps us from getting bored

Now the solo's simply more of what you heard before

Solo!

[Guitar Solo]

Same melody

Same melody

[Breakdown]

This part is all dramatic like

It's time to bring down all the lights

And then scream something in the mic

While wearing this red sissy tie, and now I'll scream cause I'm so badass!

And now it is just solo me

Yeah just guitar and me

Because I am so awesome at guitar

[Chorus/Outro]

Got no creativity, no creativity

We don't know anymore than just three notes

Got no creativity, no creativity

We just can't seem to think cause we're on dope

It is hard remembering where we could end this thing (Got no creativity, no creativity, no creativity)

Our drummer says he's lost and doesn't know

Got no creativity, no creativity (Got no creativity, no creativity, no creativity)

This song should have been over long ago