[Verse 1]

A T-rex, it be strong and built

But it can't masturbate, can't masturbate

It stands top of the food chain, it kills

Yes it do, ooh

A T-rex got the holiest bod

'Cause it can't masturbate, can't masturbate

A T-rex can't jack off and neither should you

Ooh

[Refrain]

Ooh

Ooh

[Verse 2]

A T-rex can't put on its stilts

And it can't masturbate, can't masturbate

It can't stop, drop, and roll, and it can't wipe its poo

Ooh

A T-rex, it can't knit a quilt

And it can't masturbate, can't masturbate

A T-rex sets all the examples for you

Ooh

[Chorus]

A sexy T-rex, a sexy T-rex (Ooh)

I wanna be, wanna be a sexy t-rex

I wanna be a sexy T-rex baby, get my lids off (Ooh)

I gotta be a sexy T-rex, all it does is da-ba-doo-bah

[Bridge]

A T-rex got nothin' to lose

It got no sexy sins to confess in the pews

It got no, got no drugs and it got no tattoos

And when it goes to heaven, it may see some angels with boobs

But when another T-rex shows her boobs, he has to refuse

Because a T-rex is so pure, it'll never be seduced

Now the lord may be forgiving, but one thing he won't excuse

Let me iterate the point again and show off my moves

[Guitar Solo]

Yeah!

Come on!

Show 'em who's boss!

Ow!

[Chorus]

A sexy T-rex, a sexy T-rex, baby

I wanna be, wanna be a sexy T-rex

I wanna be a sexy T-rex

Everybody gotta get right out there sayin' 'bout a sexy T-rex, and get-

Where'm I gonna put my t-rex penis?!

[Outro]

A T-rex is perfectly built

'Cause it can’t masturbate, can’t masturbate

A T-rex is holy and pure, yes it’s true

Ooh

A T-rex won't come in a box

Cause it can't masturbate, can't masturbate

A T-rex can't confess any sins, how 'bout you?