[Verse 1: Kyle Thorne]

You know the rules bring forth lotsa conclusions

That the world knows not how to undo

You dig up bones and you find out that humans

Are much older than their planet is new

That's what we know is true

That's what we know is true

[Chorus: Kyle Thorne, Kyle Thorne & Jace McLain]

Symbols and numbers make up a graph

Invert the 3 times 4 times sixth cube root

If we believe in what we say

The world will turn and sway

We review each and every word

So they have to trust our guide

The science method stays inside

[Verse 2: Kyle Thorne]

The universe makes a bang and a crunch

In an endless loop of mass déjà vu

A star's planet system's just a really big atom

Made of strings that cross to universe two

That's what we know is true

That's what we know is true

[Chorus: Kyle Thorne, Kyle Thorne & Jace McLain]

Symbols and numbers make up a graph

Invert the 4 times 2 times ninth cube root

If we believe in what we say

The world will turn and sway

We review each and every word

So they have to trust our guide

The science method stays inside

[Bridge: Jace McLain, Kyle Thorne]

(Endless loop of mass déjà vu)

The earth doesn't actually fly into the sun, it actually flies through it sometimes

(Endless loop of mass déjà vu)

(Endless loop of mass déjà vu)

Some people used to keep dinosaurs as pets

(Endless loop of mass déjà vu)

Evolution works by fish just popping out human babies every once in a while

(Endless loop of mass déjà vu)

The greenhouse effect is when your house gets painted green

(Endless loop of mass déjà vu)

You can't get pregnant if you pee afterwards

(Endless loop of mass déjà vu)

Always draw your conclusions first!

(Endless loop of mass déjà vu)

[Chorus: Kyle Thorne, Kyle Thorne & Jace McLain]

Symbols and numbers make up a graph

Divide by zero to the power of pi's cube root

If we believed in what we say

The world will turn and sway

We review each and every word

So they have to trust our guide

The science method stays inside

[Outro: Jace McLain]

Make up a hypotenuse

Never ever test or put to use