Google! Google! Google! Google!
You don't need to dance, don’t need to sing
You don't need to romance or anything
Just google! Google! Google! Google!
Stay inside on a beautiful day
And google all the days
Google! Google! Google! Google!
Type in anything
See this website, or a porn site
Google! Google! Google! Google!
Type in your friend's name
See if they’re fooling around with someone you didn't know they knew
Google! Google! Google! Google!
Type in Tiger Woods
See if he's got a girlfriеnd or if he's now gay
Type in Lady Gaga
See if she's a man or a woman
Googlе! Google! Google? Google!
You just type in letters
Or numbers
Or symbols
See what comes up
See if it's a website... or a porn site
Or if it turns out to be a virus site
Use someone else's computer
But don't leave your information on there
Because they might be mad at you when you wreck their computer
Google! Google! Google! Google! Everybody sing with me!
Google! Google! Everybody google! Everybody google!
Google! Google! Google! Google!
All the sopranos
Type in the president’s name
See if he’s fooling around behind his wife's back
I said Google! Google! Google! Google!
Type in your boss’s name
And how much money he spent on things he shouldn't be buying
Google! Google! Google!
Google google google google google google google google google google google google google google WAAOW!!!!
Google! Google! Google! Google!
GOOGLE!!!! GOOGLE!!!! GOOGLE!!!! GOOGLE!!!!
[Chaos ensues with various websites thrown in, continues during next verse]
Google! Google! Google! Google!
Google, Google, Google, Google
Google, Google, Google, Google
You can go on Google! You can go on Google and search for things! You can go on Google and search for Avatar! When you search for Avatar you can find the movie Avatar, maybe an IMDB page or somewhere to purchase it on amazon.com. You might also find [pictures of an?] Avatar penis. Or an Avatar vagina. [Imaginary?], something like that. And if you do find them, you might notice something strange, like, maybe it's blue or something. That's just from the movie, don’t be so [mad at the shaft?] or anything, if you look at the movie, and you watch the movie Avatar, you might find that there's a blue penis in there [?] maybe, maybe not on the screen but it's implied, it's implied that there's a blue penis somewhere. You see, these Avatar people, they're not real-- they're-- they're actually not real Avatars, they-- they're just-- they're just people, [they-- they didn't need no popping it. And and then-- and then they-- they get that little a-- I guess you call them--?] I guess they call them Avatar! And then there's these blue people, and they're walking around, like on-- Not like on fours or anything, they-- they-- they stand up like people, they're just bigger and like, blue and stuff. They don't really look that different except their ears and different I guess little [?] and maybe they have blue penises and stuff