And Garfield is wakin’ to a new day

And Garfield lets nothin’ get in his way

He looks in the mirror and he knows where his likeness is a-comin’ from

Strokes on his whiskers while he ponders all of his days to come

And Garfield, he doesn’t like the slavery

And Garfield served General in the army

He likes equal rights, education, but succession, he is quite opposed

He got to be senator a bit and then represented Ohio

And Garfield has been elected president

And Garfield had many an accomplishments

Then one day he was assassinated so he’ll never have a chance to see

The day when they make a movie of him where he’s played by Bill Murray