You spend your days "gone fishing"

Stroking your rod for luck, or

"Eat my worm", you're wishing

Baiting some chubsucker

"There's plenty more fish in the sea":

Your romantic philosophy

Should not be taken lit'rally

...Fishfucker

Now when you buy a fillet

It will not be steamed, no!

Coz you Know you'd rather drill it

Just like in "Fucking Nemo"

In Your wet dreams, wet seamen

With their fishnets watch while creaming

As you eat a female bream in

Fishfucker

You fuck fish

You have some ish...

...ues, you fishfucker

You'd cop a feel with an eel

You'd slide your peen into a sardine

You'd blow your wad in a nice blue cod

You met a sturgeon, now it's not a virgin

You'd fuck a halibut just for the hell of it

You'd stick your shlong in a wobbegong

Spray your tartar sauce on a seahorse

Use a puffer fish for your inflation fetish

There is no trout for whom you wouldn't put out

You'd post on Fark, how you fucked a shark

You'd go gay for a manta ray

"Fuck yeah" you'd sing, rooting Seaking

Oh yes, you'd root a barracuda and a wrasse

Cock slammin' in a Salmon while a bass gets nasty in your ass

She's like a mermaid and she's your lay- that's a Moray!

It's better darling, down where it's wetter

Sticking sushi up your tushy

Make the Abalones moan

Coz you Like a fish when it's boned...

...Because you're a fishfucker

You fuck fish