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Moving furniture is fun

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Yo guys welcome to my talk show

And today we're- we're here with Jace McLain from the band Nuclear Bubble Wrap

That's a dumb name, isn't it Jace?

Ain't it Jace, a dumb name!

Stop insulting me

Nah dawg, nah, nah

See- see here down at the station we- we got all kinds of good music

But Nuclear Bubble Wrap, that- that- that- that's just not one of them

Not them

I- uh- I- I- that- that

Commercial break, y'all

Commercial br-

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(Unintelligible screeching)

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Hey Jace, check out this awesome new trophy I got

It's- it's gold and it's, well- well actually it's plastic and

It's really cool though, don't you think?

Yeah, look over there

What, I don't see anything

Snatch! I'm a bully! I'm a big mean bully!

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Hey Hagrid, how's it going!

Hey Harry! Well, we're about to go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and- and- and we're gonna get a

Wands and

Friends and

Broomsticks and

Owls and

Classes and

Books and

Dumbledores and I look forward to seeing you in school!

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Yo dawg welcome to my talk show

We're back from the commercial break and

We're here with Jace McLain again, uh

I don't know about him, y'all, but

But I just don't like your music

I- I like all kinds of music

Like rap and rip rap and hippity hop and jibiddy bop and slivity slop but

Nuclear Bubble Wrap it just don't fit in to my sense of the genre of my music style

I just, what do you think Jace?

What do you think?

You hate your music?

I hate your music

You, yeah yeah what do you think?

I think that you're insane

Alright dawg

Well I don't- I don't- I gots my own views on life and well

Insane that just doesn't fit into my lifestyle if you know what I mean

It just don't

I gotta go, y'all

I gotta go eat some dinner

Some dindin

Some din

Some rinnydidindinrindinrinzizizizzledin

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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

What?

Why did the atom brush his teeth?

Um, I don't know?

Cause he wanted to avoid decay

(Heh, me and my silly puns)

(Heh, he doesn't know that his puns are stupid)

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Wendy, I hate to say this but, we have to break up

Everything at work's been so terrible

Why? I thought our relationship was going so well?

I know but, I can't j- I just can't deal with the commitment lately and everything at work's been building up on me and I've had so much stress and I cheated on you

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So, you are my prisoners!

And you have come to my planet!

The dino...saur planet!

That I am ruler of!

Even though I'm the only one here!

But I'm still the ruler of uh, you all!

Cause- cause you all came here!

"Well, why don't you just come with us?" said the duck

Why should I do that?

You are my prisoners!

"Well, you know what they say," said the duck

"When there's a dinosaur on the planet and he's the only one on the planet and then- and then- and then the duck comes and- and- and- and- and the- the dinosaur goes with the duck and- and they- they ha- go though journeys throughout the universe!"

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Yo dawg we're back from- we're- I'm back from dinnydin eating the- the rinnydindin and

Well I had some Pop-Tarts and uh, ice cream soda and uh- and uh, some- some of them Luckitilly Charms

The Luckity Charms and

Anyways, uh, Jace would you like to hear some of my music?

Why not?

Well here it goes:

A be bop boo bop a de be da ba

A de bi di ba do bi di ba

Di de ba ba

And then this cool guitar solo comes in at the end

And I'm like

Yo yo yo

In the house

Listen to my music or I'll give you a house

...

I'll see you later, Jace

I gotta go eat breakfast

Breakfast, yeah

It was such a pleasure being here

Yeah, yeah I'll see you later

Gotta go get some

Maybe some more Luckity Charms

Some Luckity Charms are dope

Ooh, those are- those are the nice- the nice, yeah, the nice