Well Anakin decided he was gonna fight Obi-Wan

Down in the lava on some moving rocks

Surfing while fighting, it’s impossible to just run

And I would imagine it’d be really hot

Yes it does make good for an actiony scene and

Everybody wants to see the light sabers

But Anakin fell down and he burst into flames

And Obi-Wan is like “okay I guess I did my work”

And so Anakin was burned like a piece of bacon

And so they covered him up

In a big plastic suit with a giant helmet and apparently an iron lung

And as Darth Vader, what did he say?

Other than “Where’s Padme”?

Once Darth Sidious told

Vader lookеd up and yelled

Noooooooo!

Cause Padmе died as Anakin envisioned it

And everything just went horribly wrong

Well there’s nothing else do now except join the dark side

But really, you knew it’d happen all along

Anakin wanted to save her from her dying

By learning how to use the dark side of the force

But in his anger or something he actually killed her

Remember those visions? Trace that back to the source

You know you can’t change history or the future

Everything will happen the exact same way

Your visions somehow knew you’d become Darth Vader

And so now, what are you gonna say?

You’ll look up at the sky

With evil tears in your eyes

You’ll do something not so bold

In front of the Sith Lord, you’ll say

Noooooooo!