[Verse 1: Jace McLain]

Have you ever wanted to disappear?

And climb aboard a giant spaceship flying 'round through outer space

Just imagine waking up inside a chamber

With a smile on your face (smile on your face)

[Pre-Chorus: Jace McLain]

Captain Abduction, please take me back (please take me back)

Please take me back

Oh-oh

When I see your ship, please let me in (please let me in)

Then you can begin, I'll be good so you can do your thing

So long it's been

[Chorus: Jace McLain]

Take me, it has been my dream

To get abducted by a bunch of men in green and

Hook me up to that machine

Come and abduct me, come abduct me again

[Verse 2: Jace McLain]

It feels like yesterday that they took me away

And though I couldn't walk for days, I felt A-OK

I wish they didn't let me off to be ignored

I'd rather get back on the ship and enter through the backdoor

[Pre-Chorus: Jace McLain]

Captain Abduction, please take me back (please take me back)

Please take me back

Woo-ooh

When I see your ship, please let me in (please let me in)

Then you can begin, no complaints, but I might say one thing:

Do it again!

[Chorus: Jace McLain]

Take me, it has been my dream

To get abducted by a bunch of men in green and

Hook me up to that machine

Come and abduct me, come abduct me again

[Bridge: Jace McLain]

Ba-ba-ba it's been my dream

Now, now it's happening

My butt, butt, butt, butt, butt's hangin' out

Ba-ba-ba it's been my dream

Now, now it's happening

My butt, butt, butt, butt, butt's hangin' out

[Verse 3: Jace McLain]

As they hook me up I've got a big grin on my face

Their tools start shaking a bit and then, whoo!

[Chorus: Jace McLain & Morgan Matchok, Jace McLain, Morgan Matchok]

Take me, it has been my dream

To get abducted by a bunch of men in green and (Oh)

Hook me up to that machine

And come and abduct me, come abduct me again (Oh-oh, abduct me)

[Outro: Morgan Matchok, Jace McLain]

Oh, oh

Oh, oh

Ya-hoo!

Ah!

Have you ever gotten probed in the rear?