Toasting toasts

And sliding on down the ivy

I took a look

I broke the chair

With noone there to guide me

And i knocked 'em down with my looks

She was the only real woman

That laughed aloud for my books

And you wish and you wish and you wish

That you can get on with it

As if the second time

Really didn't exist

As if you lost your mind

And then got ahold of it

People convince you to do a bunch of crazy shit

Cause we'll always remain sinners

And when i don't invite you out to dinner

You'll get older

And you'll be over it

Because old age fucks with your memories

And if we wanted something

We'd just order it

So cut down the trees

Or whatever's left of it

As if you lost your mind

And then suddenly got ahold of it