Was on my way down to the nearest liquor store

When I saw you standing there smiling back at me

A shit-faced smile spread across your face

Let’s drink tonight till we can’t hold each other anymore

See you standing there with a blank expression

How long will it take?

I’ve got just one more round to hold down

Stumbled for a little while

Fell flat on my ass more than once

A shit faced smile spread across my face

I drank enough aristocrat to last me more than one life time