[Intro]

Get that standup

Nothing like a comedian

(Ohh, you fell down again ya stupid bugger)

Alright

[Verse 1]

Everybody know what I'm talkin' about

Everybody wanna' get around when I go out

If you wanna' go downtown with me

Then I'd like to see you go three rounds with me

Don't mind that you're not talkin'

But maybe we'll go sleepwalking

But babe please stop that gawking

I don't wanna' be no Stephen Hawking

Don't mean no offence to a cripple

I just want a little of the ripple

Or a little bit of fat to grip on

That's not all it is so listen

I just want a nice girl, not a spice girl

Don't care if you're famous on that attitude A-list

Right girl? Hey

But if you're not the right girl

[Chorus]

Tell me how it goes

Tell me how it goes with your new boyfriend

Tell me how it goes

Tell me everyday about absolutely nothing

Nothing

Absolutely nothing

Nothing

Absolutely nothing

[Verse 2]

Okay, time to listen up

All my friends wanting me to loosen up

Got no time for smoking or shootin' up

Cause I'm gettin' down, while everybody movin' up

Talking on the dance floor, not the bedroom

I got no time for hate

You got me going 'round like a helicopter blade

But I do everything I can

So when we're old and grey we can go on a date then

And stand face to face and put bands on our marriage hands

But if you're not right

Or you're not my type

That's alright, just keep in touch

And tell me

[Chorus]

Tell me how it goes

Tell me how it goes with your new boyfriend

Tell me how it goes

Tell me everyday about absolutely nothing

Nothing

Absolutely nothing

Nothing

Absolutely nothing

[Verse 3]

So, what's your deal?

You like that three course meal?

Or maybe we can swim with the seals

We can any week ya want

And then just see how we feel

I hope I get that smeel

Oh wait, no I mean smile

You could walk me up the isle

When we go shopping, bushwalking

Yes I'm being serious, girl I'm offerin'

Free food, free love, free transport

Free anything that you ask for

If you treat me like trash though

I, won't love you anymore

You can kiss friendship goodbye

If you don't

[Chorus]

Tell me how it goes

Tell me how it goes with your new boyfriend

Tell me how it goes

Tell me everyday about absolutely nothing

Nothing

Absolutely nothing

Nothing

Absolutely nothing