[Intro]

Ooh

[Verse 1]

Like a monkey in the zoo

You're half gorilla too

When you pound it with your fist

And make it real stiff

Big dick

Gotta cover your mistake

Your bloody outtakes

So you dip it in the wine

And make a holy sign

Big dick

Oh, big dick!

[Chorus]

Come quick

Big dick!

Come quick

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

[Verse 2]

Well you're running up a tree

You're trying not to scream

But you're pounding on your chest

Like you whipped the best

Big dick (Big dick)

The rivers of blood

You've spilled have turned to mud

Now the flies are buzzin' round

Don't it make a loud sound?

Big, oh, big dick!

[Chorus]

Come quick

Big dick!

Come quick

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

[Bridge]

Now it won't be long

'Til those bad bits are gone

It won't be long

'Til those bad bits are gone

Oh my God!

Ah!

[Verse 3]

Now we're sitting by the fire

But daddy's getting tired

'Cause he's drunk the whole crock

Now he's got a limp cock

Big dick (dick)

Yeah, we're sitting by the fire

But daddy's getting tired

'Cause he's drunk the whole crock

Now he's got a limp cock

Big, (Big!) yeah, (Dick!) big dick!

[Chorus]

Come quick

Big dick! (Yeah!)

Come quick

Yeah!

[Outro]

"Hey, uh, what's an nice girl like you doing in a place like this? I've been staring at'cha all night... You wanna come back to my place for a little, uh, nightcap? Actually I'm a political science major, haha-huh..."

Ooh-ooh-uh!

Ooh-ooh-uh!

Ooh-ooh-uh!

That's all folks!