The Rap Monument

By Noisey

Released on December 18, 2014

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[Intro]

We in the building

Yeah

Let's go


[Verse 1: Pusha T]

King Push

They think that they know, something 'bout my life

Not in the same class, not on the same flight

Maybe the same club, just not the same lights

Both fucked the same bitch, just not the same night

You just took her phone number, I just took her home with a-

'Nother bitch, ménage, Boomerang, Strange'

Lipstick on my collar, Oscar de la Renta

Your hijo pequeño, my nachos bel grande

Stay sippin' that André, spent three stacks, that's André

That Balmain, that Phillip Lim, they say I'm dressing like Kanye

I'm everything that my rhymes say: breadwinner, brand owner

Play Cloths, millionaire, trendsetter, landowner

Hope your bitch don't land on him

Drink in his hand with the sand on him

You small time, you Hyundais

Y'all couch niggas, we stand on 'em

Dope money with a band on it

Half gold, we got a hand on it

D-Boys still ball the same, just gotta little bit of glam on it

Yah!


[Verse 2: Bryant Dope]

Yo, I got flames for your download link

I let Ja Rule when I murder ink

Murder pink, murder what you thought and what you think

This Queens prodigy is the product of what you ain't

Well packaged to distribute to the masters

Plotted this since first grade classes

Class is elements of a classic, I've got evidence of a master

You never thought you'd be bodied by a bastard

A bachelor who backspin on breakbeats

Break necks of broke souls who hate me

Hate he? You can't take my heat

Fireball flow, can't bat in my league

I'm the best rapper that's been slept on

Stick around like gum that's been stepped on

Stepped on, I stepped up, so what up?

Tryna make bread with these damn cold cuts

I cold crush every beat that I touch

My words silk and my flow is pure plush

Tell HudMo Dope says, "What's up?"


[Verse 3: Go Dreamer]

Go Dreamer's a looney (Uh)

Wish upon a star (So what's up?)

I'm too cold for Pluto so I'm movin' back to Mars

'Cause this that spaceship, that space shit

This that Category 5, this that quake, bitch, that quake, bitch

See I'm so funked out, like out of here

Like blue lights in the basement

And it's a red state, in Georgia with it

Last verse, did you get it? Nah

Never mind, just throw that cash in a duffle

As I'm on my Hollywood shuffle

Eatin' your million dollar truffles, this acquirin' taste, nigga

Tantalise so you can see the bigger picture that God is the light

In the fixture or in the background

Cut all the hatin' in the background

'Cause if music and money is the motive, then you're so gimmick

Who's to tell me I can't have a trillion dollar grilled cheese sandwich?

Boy stop playin', stop playin', I'm just sayin', just sayin'

Go, go, go, go-go (uh), go, go, go, uh

Now who else wanna fuck with Hollyweird Go?


[Verse 4: RetcH]

Break up and roll it, light it and smoke it

Pass it, don't hold it, lovin' that potent

I'm drunk and I'm rollin', this pill got me open

These bad hoes is gruntin', their booties is pokin'

Out them little dresses, a nigga wanna fuck

He don't even smoke, but tell Butter roll a blunt

'Cause I'm way too drunk and I'm too turnt up

And I brought my own drugs and I do my own stunts

Young and I'm wildin', new drugs, I try 'em

He'll call me RetcH, but your bitch call me Brian

In Polo I'm stylin', it's all that I'm rockin'

If you catch me out in 'Lo it's a problem

'Less it's a Champion suit, then I'm trappin'

Fuck with me, I got all this 'Lo all from raggin' (What?)

Used to have a nigga that was down to get to clappin'

Seen it on a video, he yappin' to the captain

That nigga snitchin', R86 him

These niggas trannies 'cause these niggas switchin'

And these niggas bitchin' more than these bitches

And I'm just so sick of this shit, it's ridiculous

Middle finger to the feds and bitches all day

Take her out to eat then I make a bitch pay

And my wine on chill and my shrimps sautéed

And I'm chillin' in L.A. with a bitch for the day


[Verse 5: Nipsey Hussle]

Look, ain't that a bitch?

Foot up on the gas, ain't no brakes in this bitch

Cover girl givin' face to the Crip

Somethin' 'bout a nigga on the way to the chips

High off the money and I'm wasted as shit

High off the life and she can't get a grip

Hundred dollar cup and you can't get a sip

I'm a million dollar nigga, you should take you a flick

Hundred thousand dollar car where I sit

And my broad is the shit, Crenshaw in the 6

Got it parked at the Shell in front of all of the Crips

You either ball or you brick

She don't know money so she callin' you rich

You ain't got game so you fall for the shit

Spend it all on the bitch 'til it's gone and she split

Now you feel like a wimp

Talkin' 'bout what you was buildin' and shit

Got you all up in your feelings and shit

Problem is, she addicted to the real nigga shit

To the real nigga shit

50 dollar, hundred dollar bill nigga shit

Gold crown on a real nigga wrist

Fresh like my nephew Khalil in this bitch

.40 cal, no concealing the shit

Four gun cases, I'm still with this shit

Backlit, wood wheel when I whip

Got her right up on my lap, that's a real nigga risk

In the field on my tip

Coach like Phil then I Stockton assist

It ain't no stoppin' this shit, so for the potholes, put stocks on the 6


[Verse 6: Problem]

Got Mary blowing Jane

We fucking high, sex on a plane

Hey, newscaster, we about to rain

Get love in the club because we fill the section with pain, c'mon

Blow him up, finna explode

All of Hell's Kitchen praying he don't stick to the stove

God got me, illumi-not-me written in bold

Slept on, now I'm everywhere like g-g-g-go crazy

Buy 150, let me tell y'all now, I want Nikki

Lift her up like helicopter far away from her fellow

Let her play Problem

While problem tongue play with propeller (What)

Keep fresh just in Margielas

Diamond lane running thangs ain't shit you can tell us (Don't tell us nothing)

Done everything, ain't shit you can sell us

Money over bullshit, friction derail us (Naw!)

Compton niggas, yeah, we take it or leave it

Know once it's almost over tryin' to jerk the wheel

You nervous, like them cutters he'd inject the speed

And you think you mothafucka faking me, my nigga? (What)

Yeah, I bet a nigga crawl to the crown

I'm a boss, hire hoes while I bottle out

I see them niggas shaking hands and biting styles

Got her to stay city in 'cause I fired her spouse

'Cause I'm a mad man

Just fuck niggas like the Klan, man

Put you to sleep like the Sandman

Give me the throne, I'm a chairman (Diamond)

Rolex beat, it's time for just winning, no fakes

Just copped more .4 5's and 9's and I ain't talking bout no J's

Please be afraid but I ain't the shooter, Chachi-palooza

Riding shotty in the Chevy, bitch old as a cougar

Lyrical Ruger, pop your medulla

You lukewarm, boy, go get you a cooler, please

Your bitch know that I'm cooler, please

Your bitch know that I'm cooler, please

So cool I could fucking die if I drop a few degrees

Boss daddy use the porthole please

Get it good, girl, use your knees, I love them brainiacs

Yeah, my last ho had a few degrees (For real)

Back on my Compton shit, demonic how I demolish shit

Angelic with my intuition

Student of game make hoes pay tuition (Huh)

No dice, no pill, but I'm on a roll

That one nigga that Kendrick can't control (What)

Problem


[Verse 7: Danny Brown]

(Check!)

That Ambien in my ink pen

Move the brown squares like Wheat Thins

Y'all five days and a weekend

Stay smokin' on that defense

That's two or three and I'm zonin'

Got money like I cloned it

Your bitch came through and I owned it

Rims on the Caddy and I ice cream coned it

Homie, you ain't hitting on nothin'

Drop that top when I hit that button (Beep)

Pimp so hard it's a full time job

Swear, 12 stacks in my glove box

Bitch niggas, tell me what it's gon' be

Young nigga chop it up 223 (Do, do, do ,do)

Come to the D, don't hit OGs

And my advice is stay low-key (Uh-huh)

Bitch we great, bitch we great (great), fuckin' set (Set)

Bitch, we jump up, bitch, we jump up, we gotta have it

Gotta get, get, we gotta get, get, we gonna take it first

We jump, said, bitch, we jump, we gotta make it (Yeah)

Couple racks up on them Wikki Stix

Yo, bitch, she smoked my trippy stick

Ridiculous, put dick on tit, spit on clit

And it's over with, I'm over it

No sober shit, drink 'til I just throw up and shit

Y'all hoe told me come over here

So guess what, nigga, it's over with

And it's over with


[Verse 8: Meyhem Lauren]

Fresh out the wave pool, my niggas made cool

We wrote the blueprint for the shit y'all niggas try to do

If I'm not outside, then I'm probably inside your boo

My team's official, you ain't shit, that's why she's trying my crew

Pardon me, I move retardedly

This shit is old to me, the real New York is part of me

I'm always shopping, keep it fly, Lauren is archery

Don't get it twisted, realistic, I could part the sea

My life is fast, I take a chance when I insert the key

And then I turn it up, that's really how you work the V

Your stash ain't never dry if you getting your work from me

We do this fly shit perfectly, we're enough to rise the mercury

Heat nigga, street nigga

Reflect those both when I be rapping on the beat, nigga

Looking Cambodian while standing at the podium

My flow was opium, we cock bottles and open them

Laurenovich


[Verse 9: Raekwon]

Stop by, tryna see a nigga, all I buy is these trees, king

100 ki's in them streets, nigga, mask me up in grease

Sneaker game is lethal, NY, them eagles

Fly through, get high too, fly as hell, might as well

Hire you the live group, come through with that live crew

Birds chirpin', cop that Birkin, boo, yo, I supplied you

Liable to be in Beirut, no Beirut, this debut

Slick, little niggas get gun poundin', keep moving, who saved you?

Play who? Not me, me and Bronson, not we

Two real niggas sitting in the East Coast

Ice is on, heat close

Fuck around and kill one of y'all clown ass niggas, word up

Take your two, take your hat

Take a nap, put your ass ton the ground, little niggas

We pound niggas and drown niggas and

Hemmied up, that brown, niggas

All my niggas get stemi'd up, Hennessy, Louis V

Me and you, me and her, we as one and she is done

Battle rap me three to one, freedom after, kingdom come


[Verse 10: Vado]

Triple hundred K in my duffle

Give a hundred K to my muscle

Slept a hundred days, just wakin' up

Need a brick, just break it up

Break it down, then take the cut

We shave around like a taper cut

I weigh the pound, if you hatin' us

'Bout to paint the town, most hated what

Most hated what

Grab the dice then shake 'em up

Talked hundreds since eight and up

You lost the onions, no makin' up

No blunts but y'all fake as fuck

It's gym time and I'm shapin' up

I've been foulin', when Blake get up

You gon' waste a life, you need to hang it up

Dreams, click clack

Man down with that chrome UZ'

On his back like "Nigga, don't move"

Word to mother, we don't lose

Talk butter like we don't move

See Gutter, be home soon

See Gutter, he'll be home soon


[Bridge: Vado]

What's good? Talk the money, what's good?

Haters frontin', what's good?

I'm pullin' up like, "What's good?"

You know I got it, what's good?

My people's 'bout it, what's good?

Never stop, we never settle

Gotta push the pedal in that hood

What's good? Talk the money, what's good?

Haters frontin', what's good?

I'm pullin' up like, "What's good?"

You know I got it, what's good?

My people's 'bout it, what's good?

Never stop, we never settle

Gotta push the pedal in that hood


[Verse 11: Kilo Kish]

I sit in the back of the room, legs crossed, melting wax

Another free drink so soon? All good, knock it back

Red lights, heart attack, just a dream with no end in sight

Waking up to evening, now it seems I live this rotten life

Spoiled rotten life, frozen hair with burning hands

Coming out to dance with other drones who couldn't give a damn

But when the night calls, redcurrant lipstick with the lights off

Look at all the bottles lined up, wondering who they could pop for

Golden ember to the black floor, burning monks to feel the timbre

Part of the action, retweet, now you're the attraction

Sit around and watch them, watch their faces and reactions

Then blur the lines until the Sun is back on your horizon


[Verse 12: Zombie Juice]

Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe

Inhale, potent marijuana running shit like the mayor

Rap game Peter Parker, web swinging through the air

My minds in the clouds and I ain't got a beer

See I ain't got a care kill them now and reap the benefits

Coldest nigga out and I ain't sold no fucking disc

Henny bottle-eater, three grams in the fuckin' spliff

Call it what you want, I'm a zombie, bitch, I'm off this shit


[Verse 13: Erick Arc Elliott]

Yo', Prada never gonna pile up if you can't follow this game, nigga

My team smoking that green

If you ain't seen me then you must be a lame, nigga

And I'll give you three shots hold this heat down

Shorty pussy so wet she could soak a beach towel

But meanwhile, Effortless, so she thought it was a freestyle

Everybody wanna floss like a G now

What about me? Never had a bitch nigga doubt me

Zombie gang, all y'all niggas pace is shit

On some basic shit it's no wonder that you sound the same

So forever am I living staying out of prison

Mommy told me different but these hoes don't hear it

Forever am I living staying out of prison

Mommy told me different but these hoes don't hear it


[Verse 14: Meechy Darko]

I heard life's a bitch so I spit and stimulate her clit

Hitting licks, Henny shots, hitting licks on the ave

Hitting licks, who is this? That be Meech

Zombie walking casualty beat the beat till it's actually fragments

Coke off her areola and, no, not a can of soda

Tearing flesh pussy pink look like Cam's Range Rover

No high school diploma but baby I'm a street soulja

School of the hard knocks every class I leap over

Smith and Wesson .500, long nose, mazel tov

Shoot a man who squeal then I peel like an old cut

Like my women heightened and not even trying

And if she leaky leaky then Meechy gon' dive in

Ha, mic check check me, skin darker than Wesley

Two-eighths of shrooms got me dancing like Mr. Bentley

Mind yo' fuckin' business, why you think the whip is tinted?

The darkest nigga in it sparking up to infinite


[Verse 15: Renegade El Rey]

Renegade, nigga, let's get it straight from the gate

I'ma tell you what it is, I'ma tell you what it ain't

See you ain't gotta question

Or better yet second guess anything that I might say

You see not a single syllable is out of place

I rock a venue, people barely know my name

What I'm tryna tell you is I ain't gotta tell you a fuckin' thing

I'ma show so you know, niggas either do or they don't

And bein' number two is what I won't be

I'm silencin' lambs and sheep, don't sleep

'Cause my characteristics are that of a cannibal

Call this shit Hannibal Lecter

My timing's impeccable, sharp like a razorblade

And you look dissectible, I've been on my mind for days

'Cause homie we've been in the grind for years

Southern eagle, nigga, fuck 'em all, mane, we don't fly in fear

I grew up in the city where they figured they can kill dreams when they kill King

Niggas stay shot, shit stay locked, I stay strapped, fuck you mean?

'Bout my green, I need bread, I'm like "Fuck the rest"

When I need bread, I'm like "Fuck the rest"

I be up all night tryna chase the check

Prolly spent it fast, I need to make it back

M.E.M.P.H.I.S, they could never stop me

Check these lames and pimp this game, let's put it in my pocket


[Verse 16: Rockie Fresh]

And they will never know 'bout all the nights that we prayed

All the meetings we took, and all the records we played

I tried to tell 'em I'm the shit, but they told us, "no way"

With no cuts, they're like a barber, they're about to catch fade

My number one rule is that I gotta get paid

I've been thinkin' this way since I was in the 6th grade

No English, I ain't talk, but boy could add

In the school of hard knocks I'm a fuckin' grad

In these Pumas I'ma run shit, high so I'm above shit

Lame ass niggas I don't fuck with

A Bathing Ape trucker, I'm a fly mothafucka

My team lookin' at me like every time it's supper

'Cause they know I'm gon' feed 'em, Rocky been a boss

I ain't worried 'bout the price cause I can clearly pay the cost

I'm the sharpest guy around and I'ma always cut my loss

Then come back for the win, I'ma make it, then I spin


[Verse 17: Pill]

Real West Side nigga, 4.2, bitch

They might pull the piece, somebody call a Buddhist

Your bitch put me high up on a nigga to-do list

You can do that, fuck nigga, do this

And yeah I'm from the slimiest place where the bombs are pacin'

Niggas call me Jason when the guns are chasin'

Might hit 'em with the TEC, yeah the foul is flagrant

You be on gay shit

Hand in the bowl when your hand really cold

Work the light in the day shift

I don't really give a fuck as long as I get paid shift

New Cadillac, chopper, no new blade shit

I go crazy on this beat right now

I really gotta go and spit heat right now

Don't matter what the fuck it's Prada

Well fitting suits eating on clam chowder

Knock it out the park like Erik Estrada

Remember I was shoppin' at Family Dollar

Got your main bitch Facebookin', beggin' for a swallow

Pop this pill then I pop my collar

Park this shit then I toss a couple dollars

Instagram, gon' post for some follows

I've been in and out my zone if you really wanna know

I got Hen' and got Patrón if you're really tryna go


[Verse 18: Bodega Bamz]

Oh, you don't know Bamz? I'm what the music game need

Like Rich when he just came home

And then gave the keys to a cherry 3 Series

Oh, you don't know Bamz? Fucker, that AK go chopped

7:30 my time, I'm on psychiatric watch

Oh, you don't know Bamz? Show and prove for what?

I got XXL mula, I got bitches tryna get fucked

Oh, you don't know Bamz? Now you're dead, pussy boy, catch up

Pool junkie rack up, nigga, act up

Trunk with the MAC, truck bulletproofed up

Oh, you don't know Bamz? Double parked on murder lane

187 my address, Boulevard of Pain

Oh, you don't know Bamz? My cellphone backed up

My clientele meet once, no voice mail, just call me up, uh

646 684 01 01, hit me up when you want that coke

Hit me up when you want more drugs

646 684 01 01, hit me up when you want that coke

Hit me up when you want more drugs


[Verse 19: Remy Banks]

As I sit back and roll up this black demeanor

Reminiscing on my past, still dreaming about that Bimmer

Shit, I never was that kid in the streets gripping on Ninas

Instead, I was that nigga puffin' reefer, fucking lolitas

With the baddest features

Dog 'em then it's onto the next like I do my sneakers

That was the life I was living, careless about their feelings

Caught cheating, ask for forgiveness, of course I got my way

But now I'm older and wiser, cruising through summer days

With a little Ma riding in the passenger, she rolling up that lavender

Purple cannabis rapture, head high like a Jersey in the rafters

You wing a Frazier, some smart players until we major

Traveling the world, collecting paper, pissing off these haters

Come back home and invest in something then ball out later

In five star restaurants high as hell when I tip my waiter

Providing for my seed when I bring one in this world

But until that day gets here I'm thinking about these joints, twerk


[Verse 20: Killer Mike]

Lord have mercy

I'm so motherfucking fresh to death, better call my hearse

My hearse a 72442 with an all wood wheel and that bitch'll vert

My Oldmobile is a cold mobile

Got a cold, young chick down in Mobile

My stacks so fat can't even hold that

Fold that, lay flat like I lack no wheel

Lay flat like I lack no wheels for real

A nigga had to cold the corner, move crack for real

Move crack for real, no rap shit

But I rap rap shit, my rap shit for real

So you rapping ass rabbit ass ratchet ass niggas

Gotta listen to these raps for real

Cuz, I don't give a fuck if you a Blood or a Cuz

'Cause I draw blood for real

Tryna hang in my city, tryna see a bitch titty, no pity

Nigga, you'll get hit for real

These maggot ass hoes ain't hit on shit

They'll set you up for the loot shit, man

Thinking that's your bitch, better have your shit

Better have quick hands like Gucci Mane

Niggas tryna get a brick of Kathy Lee Gifford

Better be strapped like Clifford

It's the big, black nigga gripper of the big black pistol

I suggest you confess where you keeping all the money, mister

At the worst you'll see a hearse

But at the best he just will pistol whip ya

Get to see you child and live

Lord have mercy, please forgive 'em, gone


[Verse 21: Del Harris]

Young Del God is handsome, your girl, she's on ransom

She don't wanna come back, 'cause you don't make her cum

On the beats I do go dumb and I do her till she numb

And I make her soaking wet when she grab that water gun

Now fuck that brag rap, man, I'm Batman, I'm Bruce Wayne

I'm kickin' it, I'm Liu Kang, I'm killing these niggas, they're too lame

Unorthodox, they too tame, I'm right hand but play left

I'll chop a trend down 'til there ain't no more plain left

Now pay respect to them gods, niggas

Not talkin' church, I'm talkin' rides niggas

On boulevards when we ride, hovercrafts cause we fly

Q Gang 'til I die, pyramid on my eye

Button up on my chest, right now chain on top, no tie

While I'm choppin' up this Thai food

Young Del God make god moves

Young Del God say "fuck fate", if I lose then I choose to

This that chateau rap, that shit that niggas ain't used to

Might salad fork while I choose to while I'm fine dining on YouTube, bruh

I'm a king, I said that I'm a king

Go to Onyx with a Onyx on, Nefertiti on my ring


[Verse 22: YG]

I'm back in this bitch bashing, these rappers be swagger jacking

Clap 'em not, they don't even matter, one two, this lung been splattered

And I heat a pistol on something, I keep a fifth on the belt

Pulling out the needles with the liable, make sure it ain't sitting on the shelf

'Cause I ain't light on the body, fuck waiting in your lobby

Hannah Montana finally did grew up, I've been waiting on Miley

I'm gangbanging 'til I break my fingers

'Til all my family members speak the slanguage

I ain't even drop no album yet

Off mixtapes, that's how I've been maintaining

If you offended, nigga, sorry, in backs there is bodies

Have your best friend, cuzzo, uncle, pops and another

Bury you in front of everybody

If I ain't been who you are, I don't fuck with you

If I fuck with you, then I'm stuck with you

I'm stuck with you, I'll shoot it out

Do some years and a couple months with you, woo


[Verse 23: CyHi]

Lyrically I am the epitome of a real MC

Biblically I am Timothy, visually I am Tripoli

Full of bigotry, fighting with Gaddafi over liberty

Politically I'm Barack smoking pot, sipping Hennessy

That's my only vice, old school noisy pipes

I ain't tryna be the richest, I'm cool with an M like Obie Trice

Rappers sing the same song, it must be karaoke night

That shit sound like you sang the hokey pokey twice

But this the main event, can't tell me that I ain't a prince

A one-hit wonder to your girl 'cause I came and went

But this that fly talk, smoke it, you'll get high off

The best thing to happen to the street since the sidewalk

Or the stop sign, or the shots flying

From a Glock 9, now the block crying, I don't freestyle, I jot mine

Call me Mr. 1-800, all I got is hotlines

These niggas tell so many stories they can overlook the skyline

Biatch


[Verse 24: Young Thug]

Thugger! Y'all got me drunk as hell, uh

Now I been red since I was little like Robin Hood

They been hatin' on me, cutting my cable cords

They gon' hate on her when she come in Michael Kors

Meanwhile, your bitch in the 'Lac, grippin' his wood

I want you

She went to grabbin' for my jewels, I told her

Buy yourself a squad, and you can roll it, roll it

She know she can't have it, that shit love my woadie

She want to buy him a chinchilla

She see I'm servin' foreign country boys from the village

Always, I gotta stand her

No, she don't want nobody else to eat but her

She be like fuck them bitches, stack the digits

Compliment this Fendi fit, condiment or sentimental

She ride three deep with molly in the middle

Put Micky Thompsons all on my Jeep

Ain't got no handprint on my doors, they all on the seat

Ten-thousand-dollar toe ring, featured by E

Bitches know it's time out

This bitch be fucking me so good, I be like, "Time out!"

They want to fuck me 'til I tell 'em all to time out

And how she stroke it, I can't coach it, I'm like, "Time out!"

I'm not no snitch, but I be tellin' 'em, tellin' 'em, tellin' 'em, tellin' 'em, tellin' 'em

Tellin' 'em, tellin' 'em, tellin' 'em, tellin' 'em

I'm so tired of tellin' 'em, tellin' 'em, tellin' 'em, tellin' 'em

Tellin' 'em, tellin' 'em, tellin' 'em, tellin' 'em, now I'ma show 'em

Her posse beat me by the threes, I call 'em Reggie Miller

She roll my weed in giant 'gar, she tall like 'Zilla, I want you

Baby, don't you run from me, you know I want you

She down with Slime, she got a tattoo of an anaconda

Thugger getting high in London

Bitches walking 'round naked, no pajamas

Lil' homie ranned off with lots of lumber

For that, I'm gonna fuck your aunt, your sis, your mama

Then pop a bean together

She want to feel just like I feel, we growin' wings together

Everything perfect about her, can't get my thing together

I turn her up and then we shit out earthlings together

Just do it like Mykko Montana, my father say I got stamina

I'm cooking the Hannah Montana-na, I bury these hoes like sandals them

I kill every one of my features, I spend all my money on divas

My pockets on yellow pages, just like a beeper


[Verse 25: A$ton Matthews]

They found Max B prints in my way

Bitch, I rode the Red Sea through my biblical days

No roof, snow boots, and that Persian Mercedes

Perving the 80's, you ain't never surf with the Brady's

Ric Flair, a heavyweight champion

Got Trish Stratus with them panties on singing "daddy's home"

Bust it, in these Space Jams, I'm a Monstar

Do-rag, tote on, that cake blocked in an arm war

So rumble, young man, rumble

Young killa when he came out the jungle

Young dealer in the rains with the bundles

Gets no realer, get chipped when you stumble

Eat the ox on the foil, ten toes in the soil

Chop chop 'till he drop, fuck what you thought

I never leave my life with a lawyer

Eyes wide with my head on the swivel

Choose a side or get left in the middle

I just treat with the sand on the beach

When the desert eagles meet, then I'm finna beat

Rest them in their sleep, you can lose 'em to the beef

Move or we shooting in the Jeep

Homicide coming through the sneaks

Your hands ain't moving with your cheek

Bag 'em up and move 'em up the creek


[Verse 26: Prodigy]

On my test, got a story to 'em

Like all my raps weigh more than music

The more I write, the better I do it and right now my stock is up

I do me from day one, huh, my nigga you know where it hit fours

Still fuck with me at day one hundred, cause I don't play, I gets off

Piss off, bitch, you ain't lit, you just a nigga saying shit

Rappers burn out faster than cancer sticks

Mobb Deep is that truth, liar, Prodigy is that fuel fire

Come try me, I show better than tell, Infamous empire

I'm on point like the state building

I stay sharper than razor blades

Think you doing the most, I give you the most

Slashes to the face, hoes like "he so angry", uh

Trust me, bitch, you gon' thank me

'Cause when it pop and the smoke gone

We gon' walk outta here safely

Fuck with me, I got you, real nigga, no costume

This modern art that I spit, it's not no bullshit, and colossal

So pour it up, pour it up, that's how we ball out

'Cause when I bomb on these niggas it's worse than nuclear fall out

[Verse 27: CUZ Lightyear]

Keep the small bills separate from the hundreds, please

That bank vault can't talk but the numbers read

And the tellers makin' statements, breakin' all the codes

This ain't a mothafuckin' date, we takin' all the hoes

Shop 'til I drop, freshest corpse in the morgue

Lookin' like a fashion fossil, I'm Gianni reborn

Four, I was voted most likely to trap

It's survival of the trillest, nigga, die or adapt

Waste a lot of champagne but I don't waste a drop of time

Public with my gang relations, throwin' up the proper signs

Sawed off the shotty, got the chopper circumcised

Chevy so clean, look like I dipped that bitch in turpentine

All my homies certified, hottest nigga outchea

Looked like Joan, we burned alive

Thought that I would ball 'til I fall, then I learned to fly

Spread my wings

They say success is contagious so I share my dreams


[Verse 28: Nasty Nigel]

Bolo swingin' from left to right

I'm not a cholo but I know hoes out in SoHo lovin' my ethnic type

When I smile for the photo looking like Lobo

Me and my bloodshot eyes, I pass on the Bud Light Lime

Just pass me that brew of St. Ides

Got cash, I ain't gotta think twice

Unconventional shit, pretentious hipsters that diss

Half-assed review on Fader, still get no love from Pitchfork

Nigel Rubirosa, que la cosa? Feet up on the sofa

Heat up on the holster, World's Fair! Yeah, you know us

11-36-8 be the zip code

Corona, Queens, nigga, that's what I call home

Feet on the dash, mind on the ass

Racin' the Sun just so I can get dome

Pimped the shorties I've been with

My friends that had me evicted

It's been two years and I'm slippin'

Still got no pot to piss in

As far as everyone goes, they can suck and kneel on it

We have another song, gotta fuckin' feel it

Got my eyes on the Harley and I'm trying to peel it

Had my eyes on the bitch but she married Keaton

Got no job so I'm hardly eatin'

And you eatin' then we fuckin' beefin'

I need a pie and pizza just to meet up for a fuckin' feature


[Verse 29: Bobby Creekwater]

Man, they don't wanna see a nigga

Winning in a mothafucka, happier than a mothafucka

You know lightweight grinnin' in a mothafucka

When you're a dead guy and you on that high

So the whole world spinnin' in a mothafucka

And a couple young angels hide their halo

'Cause they're 'bout to start sinnin' in a mothafucka

They don't wanna see a nigga on the upswing

In a black tux with cufflinks

When you're the reason that every single girl in the party

Wanna dance and cuff drinks

When you're the reason that shit gets ran

And mothafuckas wheezin' to keep up with the plan

And the other niggas show up at your function

Actin' all anti-social, no, a nigga fan

Run up on your mama puttin' money in her hand

And you do that shit again and again and again

Pull up in the 8, goin' home with a 10

And you really can't defend or depend on your friends

Ex girlfriend wanna key up the Benz

When the Sun comes up, nigga we up to win

Mothafuck you, man, all you do is set trends

And you do that shit again and again and again


[Verse 30: Action Bronson]

Ugh, ugh, got those motherfucking custom Roshes, feel me?

This big beard cover my face

Until my mother gets her first crib

My hand's on some surf shit, my Spanish mami perfect

Fuck around and get your father's shirt lift

Drop a thousand on some sake and some urchin

Swing the Dodge Viper lefty like I'm Randy Johnson

Hand me the Thompson, I'll spill your clams on the carpet

Then eat some snails with some garlic, paint the town with a harlot

Cream FILAs and Carhartt, three-wheelin out the car lot

Put the snorkel on the Wrangler 'cause I'm silly

I chip a little piece of brick into the Philly

My daughter's neck is chilly, my son's neck is chilly

My mother wrist so cut look like it got bit by a grizzly

And these drugs got me spinning like some Capoeira

Still rock the slow beats with gold teeth, ain't afraid to hold heat

Control the Jeep, that's for the slow creep

Ya fuckin' pussy smells like old meat

It's me


[Verse 31: Heems]

Heema the highest human, flyest cummin' in my unit

I ?, the shorties swoonin', and they want to get to spoonin'

Never wished I was taller, himanshu ain't no midget

Never wished I was a baller, if I want it, then I get it

I built a fucking blueprint, like who the fuck you kidding?

I'm ridin' around and I'm gettin' it, if it's mine, I'm spending

You lames and you fall, I'm like 2 Chainz when I ball

Got Husseins on my feet and Husains on my wall

Hussein Chalayans, a pretty girl said that's fancy

Unless his name is Hussein, give a fuck who your mans be

My shoes got dials, they ain't got laces

If you got beef, I show up with many faces

Been to many places where we leaving many casings

Running 'round, man, but we never catch no cases

Give a fuck about what you say, kicking it with like two babes

Top off, toupee, hot as fuck, creme brûlée


[Verse 32: Mike G]

There's no way I can care about much

You probably do the most and it's never enough

King Midas, I can make gold with a touch

Change my location to awesome, you should address me as such

Swear this game, you have to know it like the back of your hand

Destined to be like Superman for as long as you can

Wondering what's the purpose without living a life so grand

The worst hand is having the world without a master plan

I feel like you gotta pardon Mike for taking over this Earth

Despite sleepless nights and long flights

And I don't like discussions unless it concerns a price

If you make it out of spite, you still make it so it's alright

I spit magic, so cold and lavish

Bad broads perform sexual acts in traffic

So smooth, the saxophone and jazz is

It's horrendous what you lack and focus on what you have in the G

More than average, I'm nothing to test

If it's to me, you step and contest, then bring your best

Give it your all, now women beg me to call

And unless we overseas, we don't shop in the mall

Consider this move so private I've become urban myth

My aim is so swift, with this I can't miss

Top notch, number one on everybody's list

I promise to kill them all 'til everybody's missed


[Verse 33: Yak Ballz]

I never sell drugs, I took 'em, I don't write rhymes, I cook 'em

I'm from the Old New York

Where you got your chain snatched and your kicks tooken

I put my city up like I'm bench pressin'

Scorin' high off the fresh pressses, brutal, last in 10 seconds

Jolly good, body good, I met a stripper named Hollywood

In Hollywood, glass slipper and she gave me the sloppy goooood

So you should tip her if you execute, young leisure suit

Larry with no extra loot, my ex left me destitute

So chances are I don't remember you if I slept with you

You want karats, I'm turnin' rappers to vegetables

City of God, I'm askin' what would the Devil do?

Instagram it, I forever rule, Ricky


[Verse 34: Zebra Katz]

Super villain, I'm killin', kick in the door

Watch me spillin' 'em, fuckin' winnin'

Straight killin' haters, they catchin' them feelings

See me grillin', me drillin', me like we chillin'

But really see I'm fulfillin' their fantasies

Like I'm fuckin' my frienemies

Yo, what's up, see me on motherfucker tryna get buck

Where in the world did he get that from?

When the bass drop down and he kick that drum (Drum)

So what's up? Where in the world did he get that from?

Where in the world did he get that from?

When the bass drop down and he kick that drum

Yeah I've been known to really fuck it up

No damn, no shit, not zip zap zup

Speedin' on the highway, Bronco truck

When you ask for the Katz, mothafucka, here I come

Yeah, I've been known to really fuck it up

No damn, no shit, zip zap zup

Speedin' on the highway, Bronco truck

When you ask for the Katz, mothafucka, here I come


[Bridge: Zebra Katz]

A muthafucka need that work? Well, I got it right here

Need motivation for the ass to gon' twerk? Well, I got it right here

If you need that thing, that thing, then I got it right here

Yeah, motherfucker, I got it right here, I got it right here

A muthafucka need that work? Well, I got it right here

Need motivation for the ass to gon' twerk? Well, I got it right here

If you need that thing, that thing, then I got it right here

Yeah, muthafucka, I--, muthafucka, I got it right here


[Verse 35: Curtis Williams]

I said most of these niggas gon' hate, me and my niggas get paid

One nigga swing then we all gon swing, we all gon catch that case

Couple blunts to the face, got a nigga straight

Rappin' on beats got a young nigga made

What can I say? My closet got BAPE

I don't do delays, I want it today

Noisy pack in my wrap, Hennessy in my cup

Ginger ale if I chase, but I really don't do that much

I really don't have no time, you ain't tryin' to get no funds

Two-9 shit 'til I die, I'm rollin' and smokin' on drugs


[Verse 36: Reese LAFLARE]

Rollin' up, chokin' up on the kush smoke

Whip sick, big wheels, Big Willie shit

Hot boxer, hot sauna, car full, thick

I love the constituents, is down to get their lids peeled

Still pimpin', ridin' 'round town gettin' low

With my bright skin shawty, call her light show

She like "Reese, I'm tryna light that"

Show love, she hold me down like an ice pack

It's big faces on faces, bruh, big faces on faces, bruh

Dead men in my pockets got me goin' up

It's goin' face down if a nigga flex us

Yeah, in God we trust, but bands is a must

We gotta get that, spend that, get that

Re-up, recoup, repeat that


[Verse 37: Dave]

Say deuce 9 in that ending, been winning since the beginning

Did a couple shows, need a couple more

That price right but we skippin'

But to our niggas, we gettin' it with that work I turn into a chemist

Walter White, send a cake to my niggas locked up in prison

Free my nigga Chris, and free my uncle Marky

Now tell them they fucked up

When they told 'em they could start me

'Cause I ain't lettin' up, they're talkin' 'bout the best

They better mention us, yeah, they better mention us


[Verse 38: LightSkinMac11]

Apartment off Rocky, rottweiler just to watch it

Maybachs for the profit, get a Lexus for my mama

Hail Mary's for our fathers, press the pedal to get farther

In that new thing, no tags, nigga, fuck the dollar

All about it so don't fuckin' bother

My loose change got me Bruce Wayne, and a 3 page spread

I was sleepin' on the flow, just a couple months later

Now I'm purchasing the flow, East Coast


[Verse 39: Alkebulan]

King, god, pharoah

Feared the sensei, gold for bone marrow, save

My name is running coyote

I'm on peyote with the queen, running on waves

I will make water out of Hennessy

Target my ankh, I was born a public enemy

Reign insurmountable

A woman will make me climax but she won't be ending me

This is not a dream, marchin', in all black

A Black Clan king, respect the illustrator

Don't you dare ever try the Elohim, fuck flexin'

I say my name when I name drop, son

Who's the god in this pantheon?

Two-9, Alkebulan, Alkebulan, Alkebulan, Alkebulan


[Verse 40: CEEJ]

Get up, kid, put your head to your knees like a sit-up, bitch

Get too live for the crew, Two-9

We're the new 2 Live Crew, give up, bitch

Send 'em all to Hell, kill this shit

Spit it like braille, gotta feel this shit

Gotta check up, haters still sick

Yellin' kill 'em all and I'm on ball like I'm Billups, bitch


[Verse 41: Jace]

Runnin' our heart, sit up, bitch

Hard to go to sleep, all we know is work

Catch no Z's, chilled on purp

And ya bitch came second but my bills on first

East Side, nigga, still my turf

Pierce like 'Matic, hoes still at it

Swing like a batter and my crew goin' at it

Best believe that that shit gon' hurt


[Verse 42: Alexander Spit]

Toot up the French horn, the fog machine is sandstorm

Ain't go to camp

Cordless toward the performer that's keepin' your amps warm

'Fore the fans swarm all but the limousine

Swear to God that's in between

Indigo indie dream, you intervene, yeah, that's a Spit 16

Hearts inside of my tip jar, like a bleedin' heart beneath wood floor

And if every lion is purrin' then I'ma be certain I let my engine roar

I'm swingin' swords and swingin' chains

Singin' pure and bangin' strange

This Alexander Spit and I'm off the wall like Vans, I'm changin' lanes

Driftin' around whatever it is this game became

Like gorillas and orangutans, go bananas and bangarang

They say I'm prayin' to that cross for all of that 15 minute fame

But I'ma get in your ears and the god's here

So, baby, just open your bra zip and just let them titties out

And let 'em bounce like this was Paul Revere

I'm 7.0in' on Pitchfork, I'm 10-0in' on this court

This Alexander Spit with a pistol, dro is full of his disorders, I got this


[Verse 43: ScottyATL]

Better have my check, I need that first

Before I move, before I step

See, I been burned it don't take long

And learn quick, it ain't no twice

I gave my time, I gave my life

So I won't bet what all I spent

I'm trying to be good, I'll take your bitch

And I ain't even playin', just ask my clique

You know my steez, trying to get real A-Town

Got that or either got sump'n to give away

Big feet on the bottom of a Chevrolet

Everybody and they mama sell plenty hay

Need to ride with the weight scale

Propped up in the seat trying to get that

My broad on da Eastside, hoe nigga

Tell Bron Bron we can bring the Heat back

I'm a champ, I support it, flipping through the hundred

Cool Club with it, running to the money

I'm in shape, I'm in shape stacking cake

Duncan Hines, go get "Faith", that's my last tape

I'm on 10, I'm on fire, I'm on point, I'm on smash

Rolly on my dash, breaking down in my Cad'

I'm Atlanta, ScottyATL, hoe, 1 space, that's a Y, not an IE

Slipped in ain't even check ID, game need me, I'ma rap IV


[Verse 44: Da$H]

Year before '83, I be the kid who found ET

Tell him teach me all he know, prolly make him smoke some dope

Call a bitch over for throat and put her on some game

Just to get up in her brain and now she out makin' me change

I'm full of dynamite, throw her on the blade, no Wesley Snipes

Young Roxanne, baby, sell that body to the night

I'm trife as fuck, light the blunt, get high enough to die for once

Throw the pad at Christ, they askin' God how do I write this stuff

The Lord never liked me much, but I'm sayin', "Oh well"

Blazin' up with the Devil, watchin' old Hell in the Cell

Matches your favorite actress, blasted, naked on my mattress

Polygraphs break, you say I ain't the illest nigga rappin'

The fucking captain of this multi million dollar faction

Commander and chief, my sons is Son of Sam with the beef

We get loot, always ran from police

You bitch niggas lose your head if you speak

I ash the doobie off the cruise ship

And flew hash, cheffin' out of Ruth Chris

Two bitches tellin' me they do sniff

What do you know? So much wax in this blunt I'm smokin'

You'd thinkin' I'm fuckin' Madame Tussauds

You think I'm fuckin' mad, I'm too so

I'm out of it, bitch, oh, nah, fuck that

Bring them fuckin' trumpets back

Light a dub sack for my niggas who slung crack

On a daily basis, sip liquor, I never chase it

Fucker, I'm the greatest, carve a statue of my face, bitch