72 Hookers

By NOFX

On Self Entitled

Released on September 11, 2012

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[Verse 1]

They don't hate us, they just hate their lives

And desperate people learn to despise

The suicidals don't want a coup

They don't want to blow up, they just want their 72


[Chorus]

72 virgins can never stop a war

But a 100,000 hookers can beat the Marine Corps

In stopping hatred, fighting will cease

When everyone is getting blow jobs

That's when we'll finally have world peace


[Verse 2]

How many million men have been killed in foreign wars?

We need to reinstate the draft, enlist a million whores

Start with the sororities and then all the spring breaks

Ship the girls gone wild to Afghanistan

They'll gladly blow the sheiks


[Bridge]

These holy wars aren't holy, it's not the military complex

Terrorists are 16 year old kids who were promised Jihad sex

Maybe if they could see a woman's face

They might not get onto that plane

With a bomb in their suitcase


[Refrain]

Lolololololeeesh


[Chorus]

72 virgins can never stop a war

But a 100,000 hookers can beat the Marine Corps

In stopping violence, fighting will cease

When everyone is getting blow jobs

That's when we'll finally have world peace

“But a 100,000 hookers can beat the Marine Corps In stopping violence, fighting will cease”
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The US Marine Corps has 200.000 active duty members as of 2014. 100.000 hookers could never beat them in a fight, but they could beat the Marine Corps off.

“72 virgins can never stop a war”
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Just 72 virgins obviously won’t be enough to stop the terrorists. Also, real life women aren’t as perfect as Muslim heaven women.

“How many million men have been killed in foreign wars?”
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According to some estimates 1 million people were killed in the War on Terror.

“The suicidals don’t want a coup They don’t want to blow up, they just want their 72”
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Basically, Fat Mike says that instead of world domination the terrorists just want to fuck.

In the Quran it says that all Muslim men will be rewarded with 72 virgins after their death. It also says that those who get killed during jihad will recieve a great reward; the 72 virgins.

“These holy wars aren’t holy, it’s not the military complex Terrorists are 16 year old kids who were promised Jihad sex”
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Since there aren’t many 16 year old terrorists, Fat Mike is probably saying that these terrorists are like horny teenagers, since they kill innocent people just to get some pussy.

“Lolololololeeesh”
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“Lolololololeeesh” (Zaghrouta), the Arab Way to Express Happy Emotions.

“Zaghrouta” (زغروتة) is best described in English as “Ululation”. It is a form of a long, wavering, high-pitched vocal sound representing trills of joy. It is produced by emitting a high pitched loud voice accompanied by a rapid back and forth movement of the tongue.

The zaghrouta (or zagharit), a high-pitched, trilling ululation performed by women to express intense joy, is a central part of cultural celebrations among Mizrahi and Sephardic Jews. While it is a common sound in Arab culture, it has been adopted as an expression of simcha (joy) in many Jewish communities originating from North Africa and the Middle East.

Ululation is usually used by women in the Middle East and North Africa (MENA) and is commonly performed in weddings, parties, celebrations and sometimes in funerals to honor someone and to express strong emotions.

The origin of “Zaghareet” [pl.] or Ululation dates back to the pre-Islamic era, as it was a traditional ritual of idolatry practiced collectively by women asking the idols for relief, mercy, rain…etc. In addition to drumbeats, they also used ululation to stimulate excitement on battlefields.

There is a type of ululation that comes in a form of songs, where the woman starts it by saying “Aweeeha” loudly then the words follow. By the end of the last sentence of the song, the rest of the women produce the “lolololololeeesh” sound. This form of “Zaghareet” can be compared to the men’s ‘ataba (عتابة).

“They don’t hate us, they just hate their lives And desperate people learn to despise”
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‘'They’‘ being Islamic terrorists. According to Fat Mike they don’t actually hate America and the western world, but themselves.

“72 virgins can never stop a war”
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Just 72 virgins obviously won’t be enough to stop the terrorists. Also, real life women aren’t as perfect as Muslim heaven women.

“When everyone is getting blow jobs That’s when we’ll finally have world peace”
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Since the soldiers and the terrorists are busy having a good time they won’t fight each other.

“We need to reinstate the draft, enlist a million whores Start with the sororities and then all the spring breaks”
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Sorority girls are often regarded as sluts. Same as with girls who party all day during spring break.

“But a 100,000 hookers can beat the Marine Corps In stopping hatred, fighting will cease”
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The US Marine Corps has 200.000 active duty members as of 2014. 100.000 hookers could never beat them in a fight, but they could beat the Marine Corps off.

“Ship the girls gone wild to Afghanistan They’ll gladly blow the sheiks”
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‘'Girls Gone Wild’‘ is a series of videos in which college girls take off their shirt on camera. Most of these girls aren’t smart so we’re better off sending them to Afghanistan.

“Maybe if they could see a woman’s face They might not get onto that plane With a bomb in their suitcase”
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Muslims aren’t allowed to have sex before marriage. Some muslim women also wear burqa’s which cover up their entire bodies, including their faces. This is part of the 16 year old kid metaphore; if they could fuck a real women whenever they wanted, they wouldn’t blow up a plane to get 72 virgins.