[Verse 1]
They don't hate us, they just hate their lives
And desperate people learn to despise
The suicidals don't want a coup
They don't want to blow up, they just want their 72
[Chorus]
72 virgins can never stop a war
But a 100,000 hookers can beat the Marine Corps
In stopping hatred, fighting will cease
When everyone is getting blow jobs
That's when we'll finally have world peace
[Verse 2]
How many million men have been killed in foreign wars?
We need to reinstate the draft, enlist a million whores
Start with the sororities and then all the spring breaks
Ship the girls gone wild to Afghanistan
They'll gladly blow the sheiks
[Bridge]
These holy wars aren't holy, it's not the military complex
Terrorists are 16 year old kids who were promised Jihad sex
Maybe if they could see a woman's face
They might not get onto that plane
[Refrain]
[Chorus]
72 virgins can never stop a war
But a 100,000 hookers can beat the Marine Corps
In stopping violence, fighting will cease
The US Marine Corps has 200.000 active duty members as of 2014. 100.000 hookers could never beat them in a fight, but they could beat the Marine Corps off.
Just 72 virgins obviously won’t be enough to stop the terrorists. Also, real life women aren’t as perfect as Muslim heaven women.
According to some estimates 1 million people were killed in the War on Terror.
Basically, Fat Mike says that instead of world domination the terrorists just want to fuck.
In the Quran it says that all Muslim men will be rewarded with 72 virgins after their death. It also says that those who get killed during jihad will recieve a great reward; the 72 virgins.
Since there aren’t many 16 year old terrorists, Fat Mike is probably saying that these terrorists are like horny teenagers, since they kill innocent people just to get some pussy.
“Lolololololeeesh” (Zaghrouta), the Arab Way to Express Happy Emotions.
“Zaghrouta” (زغروتة) is best described in English as “Ululation”. It is a form of a long, wavering, high-pitched vocal sound representing trills of joy. It is produced by emitting a high pitched loud voice accompanied by a rapid back and forth movement of the tongue.
The zaghrouta (or zagharit), a high-pitched, trilling ululation performed by women to express intense joy, is a central part of cultural celebrations among Mizrahi and Sephardic Jews. While it is a common sound in Arab culture, it has been adopted as an expression of simcha (joy) in many Jewish communities originating from North Africa and the Middle East.
Ululation is usually used by women in the Middle East and North Africa (MENA) and is commonly performed in weddings, parties, celebrations and sometimes in funerals to honor someone and to express strong emotions.
The origin of “Zaghareet” [pl.] or Ululation dates back to the pre-Islamic era, as it was a traditional ritual of idolatry practiced collectively by women asking the idols for relief, mercy, rain…etc. In addition to drumbeats, they also used ululation to stimulate excitement on battlefields.
There is a type of ululation that comes in a form of songs, where the woman starts it by saying “Aweeeha” loudly then the words follow. By the end of the last sentence of the song, the rest of the women produce the “lolololololeeesh” sound. This form of “Zaghareet” can be compared to the men’s ‘ataba (عتابة).
‘'They’‘ being Islamic terrorists. According to Fat Mike they don’t actually hate America and the western world, but themselves.
Just 72 virgins obviously won’t be enough to stop the terrorists. Also, real life women aren’t as perfect as Muslim heaven women.
Since the soldiers and the terrorists are busy having a good time they won’t fight each other.

Sorority girls are often regarded as sluts. Same as with girls who party all day during spring break.

The US Marine Corps has 200.000 active duty members as of 2014. 100.000 hookers could never beat them in a fight, but they could beat the Marine Corps off.
‘'Girls Gone Wild’‘ is a series of videos in which college girls take off their shirt on camera. Most of these girls aren’t smart so we’re better off sending them to Afghanistan.
Muslims aren’t allowed to have sex before marriage. Some muslim women also wear burqa’s which cover up their entire bodies, including their faces. This is part of the 16 year old kid metaphore; if they could fuck a real women whenever they wanted, they wouldn’t blow up a plane to get 72 virgins.