[Spoken Intro: Nivea & R. Kelly]

*sigh* Baby, who that is?

Don't worry about who that is, it ain't you

You got somebody else over there?

Don't worry about it, Keith. If you was over here taking care of business, you wouldn't have to

Ask me no questions like that

Oh girl, please

Oh girl, please, my ass! Who that is over there?

Are you mocking me now?

Huh, boy, ain't nobody gotta mock you

Yeah, you mocking me! You get your little record deal and shit, you think you all that

Uh, bye Keith

Nivea! Hello?

[Verse 1: Nivea & R. Kelly]

You's a lying, cheating, son of a...

The way you do me, boy, I'm tired of taking your shit

See, I know all about those fast hoes up in college

Shawty need to stop it

Hello?

Yeah

Baby, why you trippin' on shit you don't know about?

Believin' every goddamn thing that you hear about

But it's nothin' that I heard

Wait a minute, just hear me out

You don't even know about my doings and whereabouts

See, you're wrong there, I busted you coming out some girl's house

And what's that 'posed to mean?

Nothin' 'til you kissed her in her mouth

Boy, let's stop wasting time

It's pretty clear that you's a liar

I'm tired of sitting around hearing all your phony alibis

[Chorus: Nivea & R. Kelly, Nivea]

Soap, powder, bleach, towels

Fabric softener, dollars, change

Pants, socks, dirty drawers

Oh, I'm headed to the laundromat

Ooh, let's not forget the food stains, dirt spots

Headsets, chips, pop

Pay phones, clean house

Boy, I'm headed to the laundromat, yeah

[Verse 2: Nivea & R. Kelly]

So, baby, what you saying?

Baby, read between the lines

Do I have to spell it out to you? I'm saying goodbye

Oh girl, quit playing, I'm the only thing you got

You're the only thing I got?

Well then I must not have a lot

Girl, you can't be serious; in fact, I think you're gaming

Look, just call my manager and he will make the arrangements

So you really gon' go through with this?

Hell yes 'cause I'm fed up with this

Girl, how you just gon' leave like this?

Because you weren't true to this

[Chorus: Nivea & R. Kelly, Nivea solo]

Soap, powder, bleach, towels

Fabric softener, dollars, change

Pants, socks, dirty drawers

Oh, I'm goin' to the laundromat

Ooh, let's not forget the food stains, dirt spots

Headsets, chips, pop

Pay phones, clean house

Boy, I'm goin' to the laundromat

[Bridge: Nivea & R. Kelly]

Hello?

Baby, can we talk about it?

What is there to talk about?

You done hurt me time again, brought me up and break me down

Well, baby girl, I'm sorry

Well, sorry's not gon' do it

I'm for real this time, boy, I'm through

Girl, I'm 'bout to lose it

No, wait, now I suggest you don't go tryin' nothin' stupid

Oh baby, I just don't know what I would do if I was to lose you

Hello? Are you there?

Goodbye!

[Chorus: Nivea & R. Kelly, Nivea]

Soap, powder, bleach, towels

Fabric softener, dollars, change

Pants, socks, dirty drawers

I'm headed to the laundromat

Ooh, let's not forget the food stains, dirt spots

Headsets, chips, pop

Pay phones, clean house

Boy, I'm headed to the laundromat, yeah

Soap, powder, bleach, towels

I can't take it no more

Fabric softener, dollars, change

Ooh, it's time to hit the door

Pants, socks, dirty drawers

Pants and socks, dirty towels

Oh, I've been putting up with your shit for a while now

Ooh, let's not forget the food stains, dirt spots

No more cryin', tired of your lyin'

Headsets, chips, pop

You gotta go, boy; I'm cleaning my house now

Pay phones, clean house

Oh, oh, oh, I'm headed to the laundromat

Soap, powder, bleach, towels

Fabric softener, dollars, change