[Verse one: Chaz]
I'm super superlative
And I'm fluent at working it
So I'll sever your verses
And leave your raps in a tourniquet
You're a page and I'm turning it
Read your book - I returned it
I get pussy on the double
Like some Shirley and Laverne shit
Or Thelma and Louise
I do this shit with ease -
Flipping acrobat bars, man
Who needs a trapeze?
Y'all just chimps and pansies
So
I'm cutting your trees -
And no, I didn't pay you
So stop fucking with me
Whore -
Or may I implore you
To even up the score, dude?
I mean, I'm an amateur
And you're a pro-tool
All you oxymoron rappers -
You're old news
I took your soul
But I'll leave y'all the soul food
I know you like to snack
Scooby
But you are not my dog
And you could never Blue's Clue me
I'm spitting raw
Like not liking sushi
And I just put you to sleep -
Roofie
Damn, and now we're back
Where I began
You might be thinking
"Chaz, why didn't you use the past tense?"
Because it's begin again - not began -
'cause my talent never ends
I'm a big boss, mother fucker -
Call it Konami
The snake rattle sending all these
Other rappers to their mommies
Slow down before these
Other motherfuckers try to clock me
And even though I'm swerving
No police will ever stop me
Stop me - stop me -
No way you could stop me
My flow is pro like wrestler -
Director Aronofsky
Knock you out cold -
Stallone - I am Rocky
City of brotherly love -
Our heartbeat is never stopping
-
And I never had a heart attack
Dodged every arrest
Thrown at me, bitch - cardiac
Cataracts -
You can't fucking see me
We game on different levels, kid -
You play this shit on easy
And I know you really want
To but you could never be me
Card her - I.D. me -
Facebook - you can't read me
I'll kill you if need be -
You're alien but I'm E.T
Extra-terrestrial -
Celestial messenger
That means that I'm a martian
And you're just from Mexico
Yo, check my flow's right next to yours
I'm wrecking hoes - I'm melting snow
Don't let shit go - go toe to toe
No stow and go - got cash on hold
I got that Goodfella money, bitch -
Pizza dough
[Verse two: Austin]
Le'go - I am so Konami
Every title's tsunami
My pockets are on kamikaze
And the bill fold's origami
I'm going HAM
And your girl full of salami
I don't mean to desert you
But c'est la vie in la Mojave
Get the rags ready -
'Bout to make the pussies bleed
Menstrual flow
And more to come - ellipsis
End you like period -
See the red dots on your cheek
'Cause if we're talking about money
I'll tell you dough is what I need
I'm about my honey, man -
You could call me Winnie P
I'd stack a hundred grand
"yay high" - Mini-Me
Its prom night every night -
See the limousines?
We get chauffeured
And I will show her what "winning" means
Money blown like Clinton -
Every bill's a hundred, boy
And you still ain't getting paid
Like you're unemployed
I'm on some crazy shit -
I'ma need Sigmund Freud
I got all these checks to cash -
None of them void
I'm on my prime shit
Like Metroid
If I'm an asshole
Then you are just a hemorrhoid
But I don't play games -
No asteroid
You know I just "does"
Just like Droid
[Outro]
"There's no right part in murder - Not ever
And we're not in this to make a name for ourselves"
"Then what are you and Otacon fighting for?"
"A future"