[Chorus: Austin]
Yeah, it doesn't hurt me
Do you want to feel how it feels?
It doesn't hurt me at all
It doesn't hurt me
Do you want to feel how it feels?
It doesn't hurt me at all
[Verse one: Chaz]
Sipping on codeines was one of my hobbies
No room for waiting - I lived in the lobby
Days in New York and I'm dreaming of Bali
Dazed and confused - you're gonna get a sock like Dobby (Get it?)
No playground - Parks and Rec
And this a Ron Swansong - Get your armored vest
And we've been it in so long - you should harken vets
But you've been sleeping on Nimbus like narcolept
Still, the shit a Chaz Classic cattle cull
The lean got me throwed like a catapult
Over castlе walls like in Monty Python -
A cup of Tussin to the clavicle
It makеs your chest feel better if you have a cough -
It's so cold in the D we don't have a pulse
We had the Madrigal dinners in alpaca wool -
We're gonna run Wall Street with our pack of wolves
Until we're raising daisies and daffodils
We'll be the Loony Tunes acting Daffy Duck
Slop on the Dot like the Warner Bros
No solo-dolo plastic cups
Ever since "Wu-Tang" in the matching tux
We've been involved with the syrup - no high fructose
GMOs don't label loopholes -
Here's a tip like two toes -
The tip is lean -
Promethazine and codeine got he group throwed
The Catch 22, though -
How slow is too slow?
'Cause I wasn't born just to go through the motions -
Not about Borns - my candy's in potions
Grinding my gears like you're one of the Locust
That's word to Nick - gotta stay focused
[Chorus: Austin]
It doesn't hurt me
Do you want to feel how it feels?
It doesn't hurt me at all
It doesn't hurt me
Do you want to feel how it feels?
It doesn't hurt me at all
[Verse two: Austin]
I'd open a bottle of promethazine
And I'd pour it inside of a Styrofoam cup
I'd mix it with a Jolly Rancher and Sprite -
A couple of ounces is more than enough
I lived life on a jolly ranch
It made me feel the type of way that molly can't
I'm on an incline like a dolly ramp
'cause I'm gripping tight like Wall-E's hand (Eve)
I'm dressed in all black
And look like I'm Zorro
In my 501s and Zoo York
On my torso
Forego my wardrobe -
No bullshit from toros
Her forearm is Goro -
All because of hormones
Thinking in a minute I'ma need a Norco
But don't eat 'em up like my brother does -
He's gonna fuck around
And get his stomach pumped
We both know life's troublesome
And we both float like rubber ducks
And when I'm gushing blood like Bubba Gump
I'll have a double cup of the bubblegum
Yup -
With Jolly Ranchers at the bottom
Like where we started then blossomed
Without a magazine column
Opposite of prima donna
With the precious lean of Gollum
We got the Nuka-Cola Quantum Kush
And Skooma by the bottle
[Chorus: Austin]
It doesn't hurt me
Do you want to feel how it feels?
It doesn't hurt me at all
[Bridge: Austin, Chaz]
We've got the rainbow colors in the cup
Jolly Rancher - man that shit be good as fuck
(We've got the rainbow colors in the cup
Jolly Rancher - man that shit be good as fuck)
[Verse three: Chaz, Austin]
We're the 616 gods - who you get the hits from
"616" god damn it - I'ma fist pump
Awe shocked - jaw dropped - you'd need big lungs -
Hold in your breath 'til you pop like in Dig Dug
We mix drugs with the money from the tip cup
We tip cups whenever we're feeling Piplup
You misjudge, Judy - I mistrust a mischievous mistress
That's willing to "Nip Tuck"
We discussed it and it's disgusting -
Ready your eggs like we cut English muffins
From introductions to up at the summit
We'll come to discover enough of the substance
Another bottle for a hundred bucks
I mix the feather potion when my thoughts are cumbersome
Like when I dated Kathrin out of Wanderlust
Or just to trigger my emotions like I'm under gunfire
Conundrum - run and bunt the umpire
Louisville Slugger to the cummerbund
Trail the smoking planes and a couple stunt fliers
Wearing black flags - come and plunder us
You'll become a chum bucket - none the wiser
Heads will roll like the wheels of a London bus
Until we're number one and we're under none
We want money and a sudden abundance of it
Plus, we'll have the Thunder Buddy when the thunder comes -
Trouble means a Pedigree if you dog on the bloodline
It's all downhill from here - Kahlúa Mudslide
Codeine in the fridge behind the bottle of sunshine
Yeah, we'll pass on the Sunny D
Feeling free as O.J. in the summer breeze
In the shade underneath money trees
We'll both be buzzed like honeybees
[Chorus: Austin]
It doesn't hurt me
Do you want to feel how it feels?
It doesn't hurt me at all