Released on May 24, 2024

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[Intro: Niko B]

I'm on Miniclip, any game and I'm winning it

See a handbag and I'm nickin' it

Of off pensioners that skinny dip

I'm on Miniclip, any game and I'm

See a handbag and I'm nickin' it

Of off pensioners that


[Chorus: Niko B]

I'm on Miniclip, any game and I'm winning it

See a handbag and I'm nickin' it

Of off pensioners that skinny dip

Sold a three-five for a guinea pig

Sold for forty, man, I'm flippin' it

Man I really did, the transaction was pretty quick

I'm on Miniclip, any game and I'm winning it

See a handbag and I'm nickin' it

Of off pensioners that skinny dip

Sold a three-five for a guinea pig

Sold for forty, man, I'm flippin' it

Man I really did, the transaction was pretty quick


[Verse 1: Niko B]

It's pretty sweet, Mike Carroll sat next to me

I keep receipts so the tax man stops bellin' me

Craig Bellamy, where's he at, what you tellin' me

I like the bagel with the sesamе, I'd be poppin' in the sevеnties

Can't catch that, what the fuck is a CashApp?

I'm on PayPal, locked account

How'd I get my cash back?

I'm gleaming, spent a pinkie on a keyring

Got invited to a screening of Jimmy Carr just screaming

I'm steaming off of Lucozade and weed pens

I'm not high but I pretend

Got a sample made in deep red

I'm anxious for my trim

I'm too scared to go in

Can he just take of an inch

I got a buzzcut, now I'm pissed


[Chorus: Niko B]

I'm on Miniclip, any game and I'm winning it

See a handbag and I'm nickin' it

Of off pensioners that skinny dip

Sold a three-five for a guinea pig

Sold for forty, man, I'm flippin' it

Man I really did, the transaction was pretty quick

I'm on Miniclip, any game and I'm winning it

See a handbag and I'm nickin' it

Of off pensioners that skinny dip

Sold a three-five for a guinea pig

Sold for forty, man, I'm flippin' it

Man I really did, the transaction was pretty quick


[Verse 2: KIRBS]

Transactions just on the time and my holder won't see none of that bread

If I tell you I love you I really don't mean it

I'm sorry I'm horny, I just want head

Bro soon fresh out the can

Free up my bro, 'cause he's stuck on a twelve-do-ten

If I say I love you then I'll tell you then

I'm buggin', I can't let this girl move in

Why this girl wanna bell off my phone, leave me alone

Can't you see I'm on Do Not Disturb

Who's next up in the UK Rap

If it ain't Niko then it's probably KIRBS

Then man stealing my flow

It's bait, if they drop then it's suttin' you probably heard

I ain't the one you can trouble

I'm still on my hustle and you know I'm coming out first


[Chorus: Niko B]

I'm on Miniclip, any game and I'm winning it

See a handbag and I'm nickin' it

Of off pensioners that skinny dip

Sold a three-five for a guinea pig

Sold for forty, man, I'm flippin' it

Man I really did, the transaction was pretty quick

I'm on Miniclip, any game and I'm winning it

See a handbag and I'm nickin' it

Of off pensioners that skinny dip

Sold a three-five for a guinea pig

Sold for forty, man, I'm flippin' it

Man I really did, the transaction was pretty quick