[Intro: Nikki Synth]

Let me introduce myself I'm Nikki Synth Right? (right)

Unless you’re a woman, I don't want you as a simp right? (tight)

But you'll go home and tell em’ where you've been right? (hm?)

You motherfuckers just attracted to the lime light (ha)

Green and black like the matrix

That's what I like (yup)

I'll Slime you cause I'm Nikki

Make you wanna fuckin' fight (pow)

[Verse 1: Nikki Synth]

Pushin' buttons like I'm D.D. (haha)

Your bitch wanna be with me

Do a handstand while she’s on her knees

Make her say my name "Oh Nikki"

Little Boy don’t you see? (Mmm)

Your lady, she's in love with me

I can make my tongue move like a machine

Make hеr cum

Rinse repeat

R-R-R-R-Rinsе repeat

I can make my tongue move like a machine

Make her cum

Rinse repeat

R-R-R-R-Rinse repeat

I can move my tongue like a fucking machine

R-R-R-R-Rinse repeat

[Bridge: Zak Meister]

So I know you said you only want woman as simps (Nikki:Duh)

But hear me out okay cause I’ll give you all my money

And I'll do anything that you tell me to do

Here let me show you

[Verse 2: Zak Meister]

I know this will sounds a little creepy (creepy)

I'll pay you to make fun of my pp (pp)

Tell me it's the size of a pinky winky

Blowing up your DMs for a freebie

Normie for a second then I’m changing (changing)

Mommy don't you know I'm begging (begging)

On my hands and knees for the pegging (pegging)

I don't want it if it's not emasculating

If you drain the wallet of this simp (simp)

I'll wear my leather hood like gimp (gimp)

I don't have have much I'm not rich (rich)

But you can have it all if you slap me like a bitch

[Verse 3: Nikki Synth]

Get out of my DMs, your dick pics make me uncomfortable

Asking to see my bobs and viganuh, have you even gone to school?

I'll never call you Daddy, you look more like a tool

You try a week later do you take me as a fool?

I'd rather lick her candy thank suck on your hairy jewels (yup)

You honestly disgust me, but so do most dudes (yuck)

It won't change my mind when you are loud, angry, and rude

I'll never agree with your bad attitude (Get outta here)

[Outro: Zak Meister]

Oh no Mommy please don't leave me

I need those feet pics

I need them so badly

Oh UwU I'm your biggest Simpy Wimpy UHG