[Verse 1]

One step, two step, electric slide

Red fish, blue fish, blow your mind

Engine, engine, number nine

Mama’s gonna let you set the moon on fire

Jack be nimble, jack be quick

Jack wound up with a broken neck

Humpty Dumpty, do your thing

Daddy’s gonna buy you a diamond ring

[Chorus]

Oh, it must be nice

To spend each day in paradise

You wonder why you’ve never failed

Your life’s a goddamn fairy tale

Your life’s a goddamn fairy tale

[Verse 2]

Suzie steamboat, you’re so fine

Grant the wish I wish tonight

Tinker tailor, whatcha' got?

Wheels on the bus are falling off

Pretty maids all in a row

Yes, sir, yes, sir three bags full

Silver spoon at supper time

Four and twenty blackbirds, oh, so high

[Chorus]

Oh, it must be nice

To spend each day in paradise

You wonder why you’ve never failed

Your life’s a goddamn fairy tale

Your life’s a goddamn fairy tale

[Bridge]

One step, two step, electric slide

Red fish, blue fish, blow your mind

Engine, engine, number nine

Stick your diamond ring where the sun don’t shine

[Chorus]

Oh, it must be nice

To spend each day in paradise

You wonder why you’ve never failed

Your life’s a goddamn fairy tale

Oh, it must be nice

To spend each day in paradise

You wonder why you’ve never failed

Your life’s a fucking fairy tale