[Intro]

Hey is my mic on

I’m trying to record this song

Oh there we go

I see the green

On the screen

You gotta clean this

It’s dirty

Hey I’m kinda thirsty

Here take a birdy

[Verse 1]

When I’m pushing thirty

I’ll have a hot babe that’s Purdy

A rap career that’s more than sturdy

I’ll be worthy of top ten

I’ll be able to send my kids anywhere

Not recreating my nightmare

When I’m out with them don’t stare

I don’t care if you see me on the stairs

Get away from me and keep it on the snares

When I’m young and dumb

I don’t give a fuck

With any luck you’ll suck me off

Then I’ll lick your Clit and get you off

Take a photo anywhere

Hell eat some Taco Bell with me in the chair across

We’ll talk anything while I’m pouring on my fire sauce

How many times are we gonna come across

But keep your paws to yourself pussy cat

We in public but fuck it after this we can go back to my place and eat a drumstick

Watch a flick

And if you’re lucky get some dick

Now listen to the kick

The trick is to rhyme on the snare but some people just don’t care

As you can see sometimes my rhymes hit on air

But somewhere it’ll come back

Just like that time I played black jack

That’s a throwback

Never mind

I swear I’m a one of a kind

Maybe I’m just blind

And deaf

But I’m cooking it in the studio like a 5 star chef

I’ll write a good sequel

Like my name is Jeff

If I could I’d bet a milly

That I really have what it takes

Give me a studio and a 808 that shakes

Or give me a old school drum break

I’ll even switch it up to have a feature with drake

I don’t got time to hit the break

I’m gonna take what I can make

And stack this cake

[Verse 2]

I pay respect to Eminem

I’m sorry shit never worked out with you and Kim

I know what it’s like to lose the love of your life

I don’t really understand what it’s like to hold a knife to their throat

But I guess everyone has room for growth

You can ask my step dad though

I love the Eminem show

It helped me feel like someone can relate

It actually helped me dictate this future

I liked your humor

I like that you liked to piss of the boomer

But I’m tryin to piss off the generation sooner

The one that raised me

Like there were people that saved me

But the real ones paved me to write these lines

But I’m not attacking their spins

Only their limbs

I’m still hoping they can swim

Talking like this I need to start going to the gym

Get addicted like slim

I like your beard I got one too

It’s weird because you were the one that got me through

Now look at us two

I biting off a lot to chew

But hey who doesn’t love stew

If you hear this come through

Maybe we can make something brew

Hearing that is past overdue for little nick

Because as a kid I was rapping along

Sometimes I’d get it wrong and make my own song

Free styling off of your shit

I made about 10 hits

But I don’t remember none of it

I never talk about it because I didn’t want someone to make fun of it

Now I don’t care

I over share because I’ve grown a pair

I have hair everywhere and I’ll give you a reason to stare

Look at me like that though and I’ll charge you for air