[Verse 1]

We’ve been together all your life, I know exactly what you like

And I’m your pride, I’m a symbol of progress

I’m what keeps you interested, busy, we just love to wrestle

Right before we both surrender and collapse

I make your life easy, so why are you whining?

I’m just as cheap to have as to ignore

You’ve been away so long, and who here likes freedom?

You really owe to yourself a reward

[Chorus]

So you keep coming back 'cause you forgot why you left

You never follow through 'cause еvery time you get clеan

There’s a little asterisk saved for a very special day

When you return to say it’s time that you leave

But you don’t

It’s like clothes (it’s just on and off, on and off)

If you meant it, I’d be deaded

You can talk like you regret it

But you don’t

[Verse 2]

I’m always there to purchase you on days you feel worthless

I’m the purpose of your every exercise

You try to tell me beat it but I’m that homey fuzzy feeling

There’s never been a need I can’t supply

Together we look cute, I think our love is true

Who else populates your every dream?

Change you never do, and if only you knew

You would have taken more than you could handle

[Chorus]

'Cause you keep coming back 'cause you forgot why you left

And you never follow through 'cause every time you get clean

There’s this little asterisk saved for a very special day

When you return to say it’s time that you leave

But you don’t

It’s like clothes (it’s just on and off, on and off)

If you meant it, I’d be deaded

You can talk like you regret it but you don't

You don't

[Bridge]

And it’ll be so satisfying

When I have you back in my room

Because I know you couldn’t stop thinking

About the last time I satisfied you

You always played it hard to get

And I always thought it was cute

When the harder you resist, the harder you rebound

I don’t know what you’re trying to prove

[Chorus]

Because you keep coming back 'cause you forgot why you left

You never follow through 'cause every time you get clean

There’s this little asterisk saved for a very special day

When you return to say it’s time that you, time that you, time that you

Keep coming back and you say the same things

You never follow through because your spine is threshed wheat

You don’t want to lose what doesn’t cost a thing

So you keep holding on no matter how far you leave

Your word depreciates, you swap policies

Your appetite builds, the excuses accompany

But you’re never gonna budge because you’re just too lazy

And a slave is, slave is, a strumpet slave is all you’ll ever be

Oh God!