Visiting stupid places with all my friends and their ugly faces and we pretend that we’re at the races and we create all the situations you love to hate

But don’t pretend to care don’t pretend to know

And don’t you fucking dare send me right back home

Pissing on public monuments with my buds while we’re on our way to pick up some bud

Over Tommy’s place in the little town with the little face and the little crown

Don’t you make me care, don’t you make me know

And don’t you fucking dare send me right back home

Don’t send me back home

Climbing the Eiffel Tower in the heat while our stupid laughter creates a scene that is chasing after a different state it’s our state of mind that you love to hate

Don’t pretend to care, don’t pretend to know

And don’t you fucking dare send me right back home

Finding a new frontier to manifest with a college beer and a sweater vest

It was so sincere when you said you’d wait for the day or year when I would break

But you don’t fucking care, you don’t fucking know

There’s no fucking way I’ll ever go back home

Don’t send me back home